Weird dude who likes to finger his butt and spits like a llama. Hates the song Closer by the Chainsmokers.
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Person 1:did you know that On July 2nd 1988, the ASYNC Research Facility tested its low-proximity magnetic distortion system for the third time. Details regarding the results of the experimentation have not yet been released. During a press conference held in April of 1988, Ivan Beck, vice-director of the ASYNC Foundation described the intention of these tests, stating "this program, if granted sufficient backing from the United States government, will offer a solution to all current and future storage and residential needs, and save billions of dollars on property construction and management?
Person 2: I don't give a fuck.
Person 2: I don't give a fuck.
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Usually doesn’t like girls because he has been rejected a couple of times
Usually doesn’t like girls because he has been rejected a couple of times
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