bacon of the sea

anchovies. particularly popular among foodies. begging to be included in SWPL.

Just like land-based bacon, bacon of the sea just makes everything taste better.

by me or you June 21, 2009

bacon

the "food" formed when a little boy named "Branch" steals chemicals from queefy boy's office and then sizzles off the extra red carpet va j j from his mother with the chemicals and puts that on a frying pan and cooks it and then eats it vigorously

the extra skin hanging off of mei mei's floppy va j j

"I ate some of Mei Mei's bacon for breakfast yesterday - it was sizzled to perfection."

by lucx September 5, 2008

Bacon Beacon

The car, or cars that a person allows to go faster than them on a highway or interstate in order to draw out cops.

Passenger: Dude why are you letting this asshat pass you?

Driver: Don't worry, I'm just using them as a Bacon Beacon

by Lpowell13 November 7, 2013

gray bacon

Dirty old penis

Hugh Hefner has gray bacon.

by blazingbobby January 8, 2014

Eat the Bacon

After going Straight to Pig you lick off your finger.

Jenny's ass was so nice, I had to eat the bacon.

by HorneyBob December 20, 2008

decoy bacon

The bacon that acts as a decoy so certain bacon remains uneaten.

I'm so glad I had that plate of decoy bacon, otherwise I would have no dinner.

by BruisedWillis February 17, 2010

Smokey Bacon

Your nans stinky, sweaty clit on a hot summers day.

Mmmm tasty ;)

Nanny can I rub your smokey bacon.

by Josh and Kieran from your home November 15, 2018