Inchicklemen

A gentlemanly scumbag

Gerry is a total inchicklemen! He's been doing blow all night!

by Inchickleman March 21, 2023

golden inch

A man's foreskin, which can often extend an inch over or past the head of the penis then still cover during an erection or boner.

"Man, I'm so pissed that they chopped off my golden inch!!"
Chau from 'Off Centre' used this term in Episode 20 of Season 1 after recalling events from his birth.

by ben6666666 December 22, 2008

9 incher

What some of us claim to have when flaccid

"Hey did you see Lucas today!

"Yea his 9 incher was bigger than Steves!"

by ShotTaker9 June 29, 2016

Minnesota Inchworm

A variation of the Manitoba Snowplow, for men with a small penis.

I gave my wife a Minnesota Inchworm last night with my 3 inch penis.

by Medic130 June 26, 2018

Two inches left

Like a gold digger, this person marries for money, but the catch is they have to be old to the point that they only two inches left

Me: Did you see that Amanda from high school married that rich dude with all that money and can only get around in a wheelchair.
Her: I'm thinking that she thinks he has only two inches left.

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 30, 2020

baldy half-incher

Small schlong

I've seen your cock, its a baldy half-incher.

by fredrickham May 15, 2016

dilly 2 incher

When a guys ... is extremely small.

OMG his dilly 2 incher was so small!

by muna the cat October 18, 2017