Iced bloke who can take ketshots like no other. While others get slayed after 5 shots of ket, Ivan the ketbender will praise the almighty by taking 10 at a time. Fueled by ketamine, he will instantly bend ket like no other after his session.
"Oh shit, Ivan the ketbender just took 50 shots of ket and started bending that shit."
"For real, I got fucked up after like 5 shots of that junk bruh."
"For real, I got fucked up after like 5 shots of that junk bruh."
by Geronimo the ketbender July 12, 2020
Get the Ivan the ketbendermug. The sexiest man alive! Smart,funny,sweet,super attractive, amazing lovers,great body,large penis. Can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a ivan you are very lucky to have them in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable ! Be on the lookout for them tho because they might steal your Panda Express!
by Currymunchwe497 June 11, 2022
Get the Ivanmug. 
A noise making bumbling shitstick ape who needs to shut the fuck up before i close his head in a panini make and make a fucking toasted sandwich
by BILLY BOBBY1197 November 23, 2021
Get the Ivan Jakusmug. Is a man that I fell in love with a genuinely unpredictable kind loving a man with personality stamina integrity loyalty a king of all trades a friend we need it a lover at all times and the reason why I know this is because I've seen all sides to them and I can speak upon it and define him as this there's always good and bad with everything that comes
by Mourgun M. Mayhem August 11, 2024
Get the Mr. Ivan J. Clinkscalemug. by DontDeviois November 22, 2023
Get the Ivanmug. by ginahani October 7, 2009
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