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AP Insomnia

It's something that occurs when one becomes an AP student. One loses the ability to sleep, and/or forgets how to sleep... forever. AP Insomnia affects 100% of students 60% of the time, and by that I mean always. While everyone else is going to sleep at 9 o'clock on the dot, AP students are just priming their brainial engines. Yeah. AP students define sleep as:

Sleep (nonexistent noun) - more time for studying and/or doing homework and/or watching terrible late night documentaries on how the Qing Dynasty came about, and/or crying inconsolably.

We may also use sleep to cry and/or complain about how we didn't get to hang out with our study buddies because we were crying about lacking something that we can't identify, which studies show, is "SLEEP".
*Mainstream Student (Blah =/): "Dude, I went to a sweet party last night, and then went to sleep at 9 o'clock on the dot!"
****AP Student Alpha: <quote>Yeah, I got lots of sleep as well, minus the sleep, plus the studying/no life/crying times 7 raised to 5x power, which OBVIOUSLY equals the cosin of the vector of tan inverse 5x/6.</quote>
*Mainstream Student (Frowned upon in AP society): "Que?"
****AP Student Alpha: <quote> "By that, are you referring to K-acid, K-base, K-concentration, K-pressure, or K-equilibrium?"
*Mainstream Student (EW): "Oh, well, I'm gonna go back to bed."
**** AP GOD: "You would." (Insert mental breakdown here.)

And, THAT, my Mainstream acquaintances, is AP Insomnia.
by Kyle, Brittany, and Ryan April 30, 2008
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Insecure

Someone who extremely lacks self confidence. An insecure person, would be introverted. He/She won't know their worth. They would dislike their physical appearance & constantly compare themselves to their peers. Never feeling good enough, feeling sorry for themselves, feeling sorry for people who look at them. Insecure people are really kind at heart, they just don't love themselves. Due to the influence of other, be kind. Words do hurt, what you say matters.
I'm too insecure to go outside. I fear being judged based on my appearance.
by Teen101 March 1, 2016
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Inside Out

The Pixar movie where they ran out of ideas that they created feelings with feelings

The movie that had been based on true psychologists' ideas
Pixar, 1995: What if toys had feelings?
Pixar, 1998: What if bugs had feelings?
Pixar, 2001: What if monsters had feelings?
Pixar, 2003: What if fish had feelings?
Pixar, 2004: What if superheroes had feelings?
Pixar, 2006: What if cars had feelings?
Pixar, 2007: What if rats had feelings?
Pixar, 2008: What if robots had feelings?
Pixar, 2009: What if dogs had feelings?
Pixar, 2012: What if Scotland had feelings??
Pixar, 2015: WHAT IF FEELINGS HAD FEELINGS???
Pixar, 2016: What if pets had feelings?

Can you believe it? Inside Out is actually based on facts!
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Instagram model

The girl who flies to Dubai in first class for free to get fucked.
If next time you see an Instagram model who is flying in first class to Dubai, even though if you are at school or work, just remember that her life is as shit as yours.
by colin yang September 28, 2019
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inspirational

Rises up to the challenges in life. / Sets goals. / Acheive goals. / Living up to all that could be!
In spite of all the hurdles in life, #20 rose up to the challenges, set and achieved goals ~ game-wise and personally, to becomme PRMHA bantam most inspirational hockey player of 2010.
by isabelydancer00 April 27, 2010
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Instant Family

A situation where an individual moves in with a new spouse where there is a child from a previous relationship. In most cases this is particularly with a single mother. See baby momma.
Person 1: "Did you hear? Chris moved in with Jessica and her kid."
Person 2: "Wow, talk about an instant family!"
by Penix January 19, 2009
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instaboner

1 a woman who gives you a boner instantly
2 the act of getting a boner instantly
1 "Damn look at that chick she is such an instaboner"
2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"
by Zmoney November 30, 2005
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