I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

I got reach

When you tryna touch the booty from far away

You got a nice butt and I wanna touch it even though you're far away but I got reach

by Touchbutter November 29, 2019

I got a bird no pigeon

Hardest drill lyric around

Dip Ur auntie
I got a bird no pigeon

by Dr Adams February 17, 2021

I got hit by a bus

Can be used to define multiple things like getting Covid which I have right now or you literally got hit by a bus

Person1 I got hit by a bus person2 sucks to suck

by Fuck horace mann September 4, 2022

Guys I got this

Pull your shorts up and say "guys I got this"

"Oh no my fire is burning down"
*pulls up shorts
"Guys I got this"

by DomSaidHi September 28, 2023

i just got nana’d

when you get interrupted in the group chat with some bullshit.

“guys i think i just hit a child with my car i cant stop cryinfh”
“— XENOMORPH FORTNITE SKIN GRIDDY”
“wow i just got nana’d”

by asofial October 1, 2023

I Got My Sinovac Shot

The slogan printed on a badge, mask, or T-shirt worn by most CCP members, who want to proudly announce to the world that they have faith in their homemade half-baked vaccine, which has yet to be WHO-approved—in the name of vaccine nationalism, no health risks would deter them from being jabbed.

In a number of cities with a significant number of foreigners, outside local hospitals, vaccinated residents are offered a “I Got My Sinovac Shot” sticker for putting their trust in their locally made life-saving product.

by MathPlus March 26, 2021