The evolution of the Golden retriever boyfriend, the Elder golden retriever husband, who is easy going, playful, and silly like his golden retriever counter part, but with way more snap, crackle, and pops, who craves a daily nap in the sun. He still sees himself as having his 22 yr old body and will act as such and then spend 2 days recovering from the shenanigans he got into with his kids.
'Wasn't your husband just complaining about his knee pain? Where did he go?'
In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.
'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'
In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.
'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'
by Jamesbrit September 03, 2023
To engage in intercourse without the use of a condom, the way a couple who were married would. Mentioned in the song "Trojan" by rapper Sol.
by SeatownChamp July 06, 2011
by cahlchips June 01, 2022
by Byebyeloserzjkkgdscnji August 22, 2022
Slang for being in that “husband” state of mind where you are thinking and acting just like a husband, especially as it pertains to being emotionally disengaged or verbally unresponsive.
Oh well, I have a very bad case of spousehearing right now, I am the total poster boy for husband head!
by Dr Bunnygirl January 31, 2024
Secure Husband : dude , i delete my history so much!!
Friend : Nah , you're just a secure husband bro.
Friend : Nah , you're just a secure husband bro.
by TottalyrealFacts April 07, 2018
by JamMasterBae February 19, 2016