how to get a girl to like you

don't be a fake ass bitch who makes fun of her as a way of "flirting." Legit just go to her insta Bio and scroll through her collection on VSCO. Most likely there is something saying what she wants in a guy. If not text her "hey" and when she says hey back tell her she's gorgeous. If the convo keeps going, don't ask "u wanna hang" just no. say "Would you go out with me?" thats is legit it.

how to get a girl to like you? Look it up on the urban dictionary

by Adeline Johnson October 24, 2018

How to tell if you're an idiot

How to tell if you're an idiot

Keep clicking the link that says "How to tell if you're an idiot"

by person yo-yo December 19, 2003

Fuck you, that's how!

The appropriate response to any and all irritating, stupid or outright pointless questions revolving around how something came to be. Not to be confused with "Fuck you, that's why!"...

When asked... "How did you do that?!"

Immediately and forcefully respond with...."FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW!"

or

When asked..."How do I use this?"

Respond with..."Fuck you, that's how!"

by The method to madness November 19, 2014

How's that working for you?

A question to pose to any person attempting to solve a problem in a way that has failed in the past.

Person #1: "You ran out of gas in your car again?"

Person #2: 'Yes, can you believe it? I don't understand. I always wait until the last minute to fill up my gas tank."

Person #1: "How's that working for you?"

by keshazel April 12, 2012

How many goats are YOU worth?

The estimated value of one's daughter, often before being sent off to marriage.

Father: How many goats are YOU worth?

Daughter: ...Well, maybe, 3 goats... and perhaps a sheep or cow?

Father: What is this, prostitution?!? I will take no less than 13 goats, 2 cows, and a sheep! Do you understand? Find a rich man who will comply.

Daughter: ...Oh, oh-ohk...

by ForYou,Jmu July 3, 2010

how to get a guy to talk to you

To get a guy to talk to you, let HIM make the first move. Make eye contact and SMILE! I like this guy Keagan... Hot as an oven cooking sizzlin' steak lemme tell ya. He has like brown curly ish hair and tan skin, he's about 5 9 maybe 5 10 which is not my ideal height ( I usually like taller guys) but the point being... You need to make eye contact, not too much to the point where he looks away first. You always have to look away FIRST. This case might be different when looking at your enemy, but he IS NOT. obviously lol. Anyways... While you are looking at each other, try to smile... I know its like kinda cheesy, but TRUST me. It freakin works every time. Ill let you know what happens with Keagan though. I'm still in the process... But with past guys, this is def the way to go. SO, make sure that you look in the mirror and smile maybe like the day before so that you know how to smile the right way and not look like a dork. Not that you do! I'm sure you're B-e-a-utiful inside and out! Ehem. Moving on... For dressing... Not the substance you put on salad but like clothes~ Whatever kind he wears: Sporty, emo, skater boy, bad boy, car geek, minecraft junkie, you dress accordingly with your, get this, shoes! But it can't look like nikes and a tennis skirt tho. Make sure it goes. Guys pay attention to your shoes. How do I know these meaningful messages you ask? Simple. my bsfs a guy. well, most of my friends are guys. also guys like eyeliner. k byeeeeee

Rando at bus stop: I need your cupid skills in the language of human canines!

Nora (me obvi): oh, honey. Imma hook you up like a teen gettin a two for one wendys deal.

How to get a guy to talk to you

by MissCupidofficial October 18, 2021

how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?

The last thing LxmonPeyton said in a snapchat roleplay

"how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?" -LxmonPeyton

by LxmonSage July 3, 2021