Horny Julian

When Julian whips it out while you're having sex with your dog

I Just got a horny Julian last night

by ARGHHH I CANT GET a NAME June 19, 2020

horny goblin

a person who sexualizes everything.

Jessica: Im going to get water brb (mutes mic)
Paiton : uh huh PROB SECRET FOR LOTION

2 mins later

Paiton: How long does it take to get water THEY PROB JERKING OFF
Jessica: WHAT THE HELL- IM A SLOW WALKER
Jessica: YOU DUMB UNHOLY HORNY GOBLIN
Paiton: UH-HUH YEAAAA U WERE PROB GRABBING THAT JERK-OFF LOTION

by nutinpass December 23, 2020

hornyism

Where you can’t sleep because of hornyism.

“damn bro i cant sleep at all, this hornyism hitting different 😫😫”

by suingyoongi March 11, 2021

horny cringe

A type of a horny that is really cringy, it usually happens with young teens. This type of horny can cause more people to cringe than be turned on. Horny cringe is when someone will talk about how horny they are but it just ends up being cringy

Example of horny cringe:

Oh yeah those legs made me start sweating and made my banana get bigger

by Gothic puppets January 15, 2021

horny

how u will feel after reading this.

i'm horny, and luckily, home alone today. i giggle as i roll myself onto my bed, pulling my panties off and unhooking my bra. i tease myself, rubbing my fingers lightly around the sweet spot but not entering them into it just yet. my pussy throbs, begging for something to suck on, and i slowly slip two fingers in. i feel around, rubbing the insides, and then begin shoving my fingers in and out. i moan in pleasure, thrusting my body against my fingers as i insert the third finger into my hole. i quicken my pace, and then pull out before i can climax, grabbing my twelve-inch dildo. i get on top of it and let it insert my quivering pussy. i get eight inches deep, bouncing up and down, whimpering and moaning gleefully. i put two fingers on my clit and quickly rub it, moaning louder than before. as i feel myself about to burst, i quickly pull myself off of the dildo, quickening my pace on my clit. a liquid gushes out of my sweet spot, spewing anywhere and everywhere. i don't stop rubbing, and more liquid squirts out.

by tiddylover April 6, 2022

Horny Jail

The place internet perverts go when the Horny Police catch them being horny. Most people go to jail when they simp for streamers/anime characters. Every one gets a trial at the horny court and a horny lawyer before they go to horny jail. Beware Doge, wielder of baseball bat, bounty hunter who sends people to horny jail with one hit of his bat.

Person 1: SSSniperwolf is sooo hot! Would smash!
Person 2: Yessssssss!
Person 3: GUYS STOP BEFORE THE HORNY POLICE CATCH US!! We'll go to horny jail!!
(THIS IS THE HORNY POLICE! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP)
Person 1, 2, and 3,: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

Horny Caterpillar

A sex position where the receiver is on their knees with their hands behind them, bound to their legs

Person 1: Hey Honey, do you want to try the Horny Caterpillar?

Person 2: Oh God yes!

by Gymgoer137 October 22, 2023