Honk Honk

Honk Honk is what you say when you tryna sleep with someone, caveman-style.

Her: Oh my God, i can't believe she just texted me that, that's so ru-
Him: HONK HONK!?
Then the male proceeds to take of his clothes, and explain the word's purpose using only the word above and body language.

by MasterSeducer July 27, 2020

Chatting Honk

A phrase used when someone is absolutely talking utter rubbish.

“You got absolutely wasted last night”
“Nah mate, I only had a few pints, you’re chatting honk”

by fartbumstinkypoo August 9, 2021

honks

Stupid people

What's the deal with these honks? Don't they know anything?

by Phat Buoy April 19, 2022

Honks

when something is really good, it honks. Comparable to “slaps” or “hits”.

That new Kanye West album honks, bro.

by Wally Weinerz October 24, 2019

honk shoo

The noise you make when you snore, especially when working from home.

Owen: might honk shoo later
Jim: same, this job is so boring lmao
Mike: what

Terry (the boss): excuse me?

by young-man-forever-young December 13, 2022

honkness

Comes from the word honk (meaning someone who is ugly) Denoting the state or condition of someone/something that honks.

Jane: look at this peng new jacket I just copped.
Jess: uhm sorry to break it to you hun but that has major honkness...

by Nickenchugget April 20, 2018

Honk out a dirt snake

A clown's way of saying, I need to take a shit

Clown: "Those tacos and hotdogs went right through me, I got to go honk out a dirt snake"

by Support Clown April 11, 2024