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Shlomo-The-Homo

A Gay Jewish Man, named Chuck, living in Chula Vista. He drives a Porsche and likes to suck a lot of dick. He swallows nerm by the fucking boatload. He prays to Abraham each day for a large black man to anally rape him.
"While at synagogue last week, I saw this Shlomo-The-Homo there, lighting the menorah and wearing his yarmulke, and he was also sucking a lot of cock."
by Roger Jenson January 6, 2005
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homo

a derrogatory word used against someone attracted to the same sex - usually males
John: That guy is hot!

James: HOMO!!!!!
by jack May 13, 2005
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Homo Stew

1. A Hot Tub whose contents reveal no females, only males.
2. Any small body of water containing G.Rivers, B.Ross, C. Cowgill, S. Moore, M. Mires, or T. Donovan in any order.
3. A joyful celebration
" Hey whats for dinner tonight?"

-"shut up and get in the hot tub you fag, we're having Homo Stew ."
by SmokeyBacon January 13, 2004
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no homo

the most annoying thing to say after a sentence.
its even more annoying when they say it and its not even homo.
do people really feel the need to remind themselves/others that they really arent homo anyways??
dont say it kids; its stupid.
insane person number o1: max is 'coming'... no homo.
sane person number o1: okay whatever, youre a freak.

insane person number o2: i love you... no homo.
sane person number o2: thats not homo. i know were just friends!
by imaloopynutjob March 20, 2008
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homo erotic

Pertaining to or characterized by a tendency for erotic emotions to be centred on a person of the same sex; of or pertaining to a homo-erotic person. Frequently a synonym of homosexual.
First mentioned in the movie, "Dirty Deeds." Norm Macdonald tells somebody "Now, you go back to doing something blatantly homoerotic."
by Tha Bone April 12, 2005
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Homo Evolutis

Hominids that take direct and deliberate control over the evolution of their species... and others.
A new species, Homo Evolutis, may arise as human inventions bring sight to the blind, hearing to the deaf, etc., as described by Juan Enriquez in his TED presentation: http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/juan_enriquez_shares_mindboggling_new_science.html
by Chainsawdomy April 7, 2009
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homo up

Game played by a group of at least three males. There must also be an odd number of players. In a public crowd, one player yells "Homo Up!" and all players must assume homo-erotic sexual positions in pairs and freeze in that position for 10 seconds. Any player left without a partner is eliminated. The game continues until the last homo standing.
Homo Up is a fun game.
by KotosManagement July 8, 2010
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