Gunt Hopper

A typically skinny male who loves Women with large Gunts. He typically weighs about half as much as his beloved Gunt owner. Some are even injured when they try some different sexual positions such as having the Gunt ride him.

Did you hear that John is a Gunt Hopper? His Women rode him and he almost suffocated.

Wow look at the Gunt on her! Oh, and look, here comes her Gunt Hopper.

by THags September 1, 2008

Duck Humper

Some one sexually involved with a duck

Dam did you see that Duck Humper get on that duck!

by Ontherighttracks March 3, 2010

Homerowsexual

Homerowsexuality refers to sexual behavior with or attraction to people on the internet.

"Mike: John, I have something to tell you."
"John: What?"
"Mike: I'm homerowsexual."

by Dr.Bignasty August 2, 2008

ass humper

someone who humps someone elses ass

my teacher ms.nelson is an ass humper

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

granny humper

a younger male usually in his 20's or 30's who likes to engage in sexual intercourse with older women, most likely women over age 50.

"Derek you're a granny humper that chick you banged from the bar last night was 55 years old!

by T_Cool March 2, 2008

Head humper

Headhumper is another word for the famous Half Life's Headcrabs.

"Get that figgin head humper off o me!"

by Adam Sklar April 4, 2009

Sleep Humper Bed

A bed mattress with holes that makes masturbation in bed for men easier than ever. A man may lay face down on the mattress so he can insert his penis into a hole that is shaped much like the tunnel of love sex toy. The man will then proceed to hump the bed until he ejaculates as the semen is washed down into a connected sewer line.

Honey, I bought the brand new Sleep Humper Bed so you won't have to worry about sex anymore.

by Kingmaster74 April 12, 2011