March Hare

A term employed to state that someone is crazy, e.g., "mad as a March Hare." Derives from the March Hare which Alice pursues down the rabbit hole in Lewis Carrol's "Alice in Wonderland."

He's crazier than a March hare, and needs to be locked up.

by Rod Brock July 30, 2006

Instrument Hoarding

Collecting musical instruments for the sake of owning them with no intention of learning them. Those who do it are known as Instrument Hoarders or a Pretentious Douche Bag

Girl: So my boyfriend just bought a mandolin. He's so artistic and deep.
Guy: Orly? Does he know how to play?
Girl: No...
Guy: Your boyfriend is a pretentious instrument hoarding douche.

by imthatawesome September 29, 2010

haretoise

The ultimate hybrid between a tortoise and a hare. This creature has the best of both worlds as it is quick but also slow-and-steady. It would be wise to put your money on this creature to win the race.

Mark: How is the haretoise fast and slow at the same time?

David: Don't question the haretoise Mark!

by Kuyt1 January 3, 2011

hoardroom

A room in a home that has become unusable because a hoarder has stuffed it with crap. Was likely a bedroom, a living room or a dining room before the hoarder decided to use it for "storage."

"What happened to the turkey platter Grandma used last Thanksgiving?"

"Fuck, it's probably in the hoardroom under a pile of junk."

by Hoarder's Daughter September 21, 2011

hoardgasm

An eruption or pleasant physical spasm achieved by either adding to an already egregious amount of clutter or by discovering a long-lost item in hoarded materials.

He had an enormous hoardgasm when he found the torn remains of an old Charlie's Angels board game piece in his heap.

by Hoardtastique December 5, 2012

hoardaculturalist

Any person that is cultured in the art of Hoarding, usually those who have an addiction to speed.

The city had to respond to the bylaw warning to cleanup a property owned by a hoardaculturalist who lives down the street!!! They even kept their garbage!!

by lostinlovenots March 5, 2020

hareetha

Hareetha is the name of an extremely intelligent, weird, awkward and overall really fun friend of yours. She is the absolute best and profoundly funny that she will crack you up no matter what.

"My friend is like Hareetha"

by Your daddy has a small cock September 7, 2020