Hitler Handstand

Sex act when a man shaves his pubs into a hilter mustache type line to his naval, then does a handstand. This is followed by a woman yelling HEIL HILTER DICK and giving a blowjob until the man releases his prisoners of war

I looked everywhere, but i had to go to a KKK meeting to find a bitch that was down for a hitler handstand.

by Colonel Liingus October 2, 2011

Hitler Wedgie

When a man with a Hitler Mustache gets a wedgie that is raised to his mustache and causes a chemical explosion and sends a flare in the sky.

Wow, my lesbian grannies Gave me a Hitler Wedgie because I am a Shart.

by Daniel Honey April 20, 2014

Southern Hitler

Another term for a soul patch, a small square patch of hair grown under a mans bottom lip.

That guy is sporting a southern hitler!

by Moody Pirate House June 7, 2009

zero-to-Hitler

The elapsed time of a conversation before the subject turns to Adolf Hitler, in much the same way a high-performance car is evaluated at a racetrack.

When I was at a keg party in Santee, this scrawny dude with tatts and a bald head went from zero-to-Hitler in four seconds.

by dick stiffner February 12, 2008

Senor Hilter

A post WW2 Hitler fled to Argentina starting a crime ring with himself as the Druglord. He did nothing wrong. He just wanted to gas the juice before drinking, but the allies converged on him from all sides and he had to flee on his submarine. :(

I hear Hitler is in his bunker in Argentina posing as Senor Hilter.

by Some Guy With A Funny Mustache July 14, 2022

Hitleresque

Of or relating to hitler, Douchebagerry, Pussy, AnalRapist, Mass Killer, Genocide, Happy Pony, and of course Jewballs.

I don't like that guy he is so Hitleresque.

by sam mannliness April 28, 2006

Chocolate Adolf Hitler

A term used by ignorant anti-obama propaganda. They compare the current president, Barack Obama, to Adolf Hitler through their "socialist ideals".

However, people with half a brain will realize the Hitler and the Nazis were fascists. Socialism is much closer to Marxism, although it has many differences. Communism tries to remove all social class while Socialism wishes to distribute it evenly. The poor do the harder work while the rich pay off the majority of the tax, in a nutshell.

Ignorant Youth: Obama is a socialist like Hitler, he's a Chocolate Adolf Hitler !
Smart Youth: No, Hitler was a fascist, much difference. The Czech Republic is Socialist, and since when did they fuck up 6 million Jews?
Ignorant Youth: NO! NO! NO! NO! OBAMA = HITLER!
Smart Youth: Okay buddy, let me re-weld the left side of your model airplane...

by Pandemikk March 7, 2009