Hypocrite

A person who does what they are against.

Synonym: Louise.

Girl: "Abortion should be illegal." Two days later girl gets abortion.

Girl: "She said she was against girls getting abortions, and then she went and got one." "What a hypocrite... What a Louise.."

by Lykkea7x May 9, 2011

Hypocrite

One who has over 1,000 friends on Facebook but keeps their profile on the highest security settings possible.

Joe: "Hey wanna creep on that hot girl on Facebook?"

Bob: "Sure, let's see here...."

"...Ugh, she has 2300 friends but I have to add her to see her pics."

Joe: "What a hypocrite."

by 4GSam October 15, 2011

HYPOCRITE

A PERSON WHO DEMANDS SOMETHING FROM SOMEONE THAT HE HIMSELF IS INCAPABLE OF RETURNING

Brian Van Leuven is a complete hypocrite. I cant have a life but he flirts with everyone that will talk to him.

by MajicShark December 9, 2011

Hypocrite

Most of society. 99.9% of people act as though certain things are "wrong" yet in all reality, they are just as bad as the people they attempt to judge. This is especially true with religious people, who almost always talk about morals and lessons, yet break the laws they claim to live by. Expect them to insult others that break these rules. These people are much worse than how they usually see themselves. In their minds, they are "good". Basically, a hypocrite likes to judge others, but should look in the mirror and see what an asshole he/she really is. It's better to be an honest person rather than a hypocrite!

Person A: This is so stupid! You're so lame, man. Stfu.

Person B: ?

Person A (Later on): I hate people that are jerks.

Person A: Only god can judge people.

Person A (Later on): Dude, you are such an ass, you're going to hell.

Person B: Why don't you shut up, you jerk? You're a hypocrite.

by Mokona Zero May 8, 2013

Hypocrite

People that call out people who do things they do.

Jane: Smoking weed is bad.
Bob and Jens: Says the girl who is smoking a joint.
hypocrite

by lolzernone121 January 1, 2015

Hypocrite

Someone who acts/says something (like they complain about something) but then act the opposite (or act like they like/do what they complained about). I hate hypocrites, but everyone acts like one every at least once in a while.

Angry person: DAMN IT! IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET IN HERE! WHY CAN'T THEY ALL JUST SHUT UP?!

Other person: Hey stupid! You are being loud as well so that makes you a hypocrite!

by Chillice March 31, 2015

hippycryte

One who claims to love everyone but only if they have the same beliefs.

He preaches about peace love and tolerence but protests against gay marriage and hates Muslims. He's what I call a hippycryte.

by mr.goodcat5466 November 13, 2015