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Hillbilly Hand Grenade 

When in reverse cowgirl, the man, just before orgasming, reaches through the woman’s legs to grab a fistful of pubes. The man then rips them out while thrusting as hard as possible to launch the woman away, screaming “grenade” and taking cover.
I think Jared’s PTSD is getting worse, he keeps doing hillbilly hand grenades and crying afterward.

Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.

Hillbilly lipstick 

These ribs need more hillbilly lipstick!!

Hillbilly white snake 

And then I asked her. " Wanna see my hillbilly white snake?"

Hillbilly Swamp Monster

A woman who loiters at the local gas station wearing short shorts, a knee brace, and some work boots. Often can also be seen with a large beer gut and carries around a foul stench
Yo Matt you see that woman over there! That’s what we call a Hillbilly Swamp Monster
Hillbilly Swamp Monster by TY the OG September 17, 2021

Hillbilly Dan 

That one friend who is country at heart but is very progressive in his beliefs.
Yo that kid Luke from brick house is such a hillbilly dan

Hillbilly Unicorn

When Matthew shoots his shot on your chin to look like a sloppy beard, then proceeds to put the tip of his erect penis on your forehead to resemble a unicorn.
Hey Matthew can you do the hillbilly unicorn to me in your backseat again?
Hillbilly Unicorn by King rcj November 25, 2021