The temporary inability to read. First coined by Samuel L. Jackson on an episode of Watch What Happens Live when Samuel razzed Andy Cohen after he flubbed reading a cue card.
"Drinking game alert: My guests won't know it but anytime anyone says this word if you're 21 or over drink, then eat all the mother fucking snakes on your mother fucking plate."
"SNACKS!"
"Somebody's got Steve Harvey disease!"
"SNACKS!"
"Somebody's got Steve Harvey disease!"
by Mary92669 April 19, 2016
Get the Steve Harvey diseasemug. Retard: Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill JFK! Look which way his head fell!
Person with an IQ over 20: Yes he did dipshit, when you're shot in the head it blows out the other side and causes your head to fall towards where you were shot from therefore it's impossible for him to have been shot from the grassy nole, he had to have been shot from where Lee Harvey Oswald was. Dumbass.
Person with an IQ over 20: Yes he did dipshit, when you're shot in the head it blows out the other side and causes your head to fall towards where you were shot from therefore it's impossible for him to have been shot from the grassy nole, he had to have been shot from where Lee Harvey Oswald was. Dumbass.
by HTTR21 January 17, 2008
Get the lee harvey oswaldmug. Invented in Harvey, New Brunswick, Canada. A form of foreplay whereby the fist is inserted into the partner's rectum. Once fully inserted past the wrist one attempts to fully open the hand and extend all digits. When performed solo it is referred to as the Harvey High Five.
Due to an increase in medical expenses the Harvey Hand Grenade is now forbidden in all New Brunswick Prisons.
by Noisy as Dry Buggery October 3, 2010
Get the Harvey Hand Grenademug. by Janitor wong June 1, 2022
Get the Harvey Jan Wongmug. the act of pooping on your partners head during sex.could also be called a hot harvey if celephane is placed on body before defecation.
by Conan September 7, 2003
Get the steaming hot harveymug. When you play stupid when you know the answer to something.
Sexual way: When you put your dick in a girl and cum and then say that you didn't.
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Sexual way: When you put your dick in a girl and cum and then say that you didn't.
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Man, I asked Andrew if he had fucked my girl and it was obvious he was pulling a Steve Harvey. That man can't lie for shit
by The_Jazz_King September 12, 2016
Get the Pulling a Steve Harveymug. Getting your ass kicked by a major Harvard badass - in anything and everything you do. You quickly learn the only place success comes before work is in the dictionary"
by KImCobain June 17, 2018
Get the Harvey Spectered My Assmug.