Having A Jimbo

When the obsession around your nemesis's Fantasy Football team and score dictates everything you do on a day to day basis.

"Look at him, he's aggravated, he's tired, he's not sleeping, he's definitely 'having a Jimbo'

by TINKERMAN September 1, 2022

Having Socks On

Having socks on means anything zesty, sus, homo, or gay is immediately not zesty, sus, homo, or gay. Synonymous to saying “pause” or “no homo”

“You I could eat the fattest glizzy right now” “Dude that’s zesty” “Nah bro I have socks on” “Oh okay gangy” - Having socks on

by SylviaZz September 25, 2022

having a Beckham

(1998 World Cup) Having a quick half and fucking off

(At the bar) bar person “pint mate?” “No, I’m only having a Beckham”

by RedLion2022 November 10, 2022

Speed Hating

when a girl walks past you in bitch mode and makes a brief comment in attempt to demoralize you in front of your friends

"Your such an asshole, goodbye!"

"Ah, she's just speed hating."

by TheBigK February 3, 2010

Lust Hoping

the act of hoping to have sexual intercourse with somebody that you meet, the word LUST replacing the word JUST

Just Hoping ->Lust hoping

Guy: "so what are you doing tonight"
girl: "oh nothing why?"
Guy: "well, I was lust hoping that maybe you could come over later"

by IAmCookieMonsterOmNomNom April 21, 2010

Bar Hoping

The act of wishing you were at a bar imbibing in libations when in actuality you're forced to do something mundane and extremely adult like go to work, show up for court, do laundry, etc.

I'm sitting at work finding it hard to concentrate because I'm bar hoping.

by Brodzilla July 31, 2016

iced hating

Gossiping over iced coffees

Let's go iced hating tomorrow, yeh?

by kwlgal December 18, 2016