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Horizontal Hansen

When you're making sweet sweet love while wearing full PPE including (but not limited to) hard hat, safety glasses, steel toe boots, flame retardant clothing, and face shield.
She had a sore on her lip so I made sure to use the Horizontal Hansen
by Sparky966 June 23, 2022
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Matthias Christian Hansen

A person who does stupid things and uses the excuse that he has "gangbesvær". He has be at his "homies" house every Saturday because he is a lonely boi. :(
"wow dude your acting like a real Matthias Christian Hansen right now"
by #pape power August 30, 2022
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Matthias Christian Hansen

A person who does stupid thing and uses the excuse the he has "gangbesvær". He must invade his "homies" house every Saturday because he is a lonely boi :(
"dude your acting like a real Matthias Christian Hansen right now"
by #pape power August 30, 2022
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Elisabeth hasselbeck

The crazy reality ex survivor who believes life starts at the time of penetration, and that there were weapons of mass destruction even after President Bush stated they didn't find any. Elisabeth hasselbeck the ABC blond bimbo for the republicant's went on tour with Sarah Palin when she was running for vice president and instead of making it about politics, made it about fashion.
Elisabeth hasselbeck the crazy bimbo who never voted prior to her job on the view now thinks she knows everything there is to know about politics, oh yeah because she watches fox news!!!!! Innit.
by auntie lizzie April 11, 2010
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hansen maneuver

when a person is wearing baggy short shorts, they use a mirror to make sure their underpants are not showing by putting the mirror in between their legs, and positioning it to get a veiw of their crotch.
jane did the hansen maneuver before she went to rock climbing.
by swanson swayze June 3, 2006
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david hasselhoff

a secksy beast who i'd like to bang,
don't hassle the hoff, he's fucking god <3
by shyenneeee March 4, 2008
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Hansen

“Hansen“, it’s a more polite And fancier way of saying (butt) or (ass).
Eric: ah man my Hansen hurts after I fell of my dinosaur
Steve: ah shit Eric I hate when that happens
by I_like_hot_moms March 6, 2020
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