handhaving

dutch version of the nazi's who can give you tickets

i yesterday got a ticket from the handhaving

by pietergerard December 7, 2020

handgayden

A handgayden is a pejorative term reserved for a gay man that supports the TQ+ lobby and its goals to undermine and redefine the identities of gays and lesbians, sterlize GNC children, and encroach upon gay and/or lesbian spaces. It is derived from the term “handmaiden”, and is somewhat tongue-in-cheek.

That handgayden just called himself “queer” lmao

by A Very Smart Person . September 7, 2022

handbag

The place where's she's hiding that piece that she's going use to bust a cap in you for forgetting her birthday.

Shit! She's reaching into her handbag, my ass is grass for sure.

by Joshua2345 May 12, 2008

The Devil's Handbag

The act of anal fisting while wearing the scrotum like a bracelet (scrotums can be perforated over time with nasty piercing techniques)

"I just don't feel right delivering the fist without the Devil's Handbag -- you think maybe you could knock a hole in there for me?"

by Hezbollatte June 23, 2008

Handsandwitch

The act of shaking one's hand, and then using your idle hand to enclose the person's hand between your hands.

Dude, shake my hand....... HANDSANDWITCH!!!!

by xxlionsxx March 25, 2007

handbaby

A handbaby is when a woman wants to uh, get knocked up,she spits the cum out of her mouth and sticks her hand up her pussy and puts her hand up her pussy so she can collect her sperm and MAKE A BABY.

The Baldwins are handbabies. (handbaby)

by Master-Fluffer Nuggs Buttfist December 16, 2008

Handface

An action of slapping oneself upon the forehead with an open palm in annoyance or exhaust; frequently used in internet conversations. Similar to Palmface.

And then I was all, *handface*.

How stupid was that? I was just, *handface*.

Handfacers Anonymous: All Emos Welcome!

by Helay March 16, 2008