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Hoe-handle

The area on one's clothing (female, or even male) where it makes a handle-like option to pull one closer. Could be on ones Jacket -- the pockets from it, or usually on a girl's bathing suit. Like the one-piece type bathing suit where its all funky with a bit of suit in the middle and nothin on the sides or back and usually has a hole in the belly button area. Hoe-handle.
James: Hey Emily, I like your bathing suit.
Emily: Thanks James!! Its new!!
James: Can i pull you closer from your hoe-handle?
Emily: TOTALLY!!
by CaliSummerGirl January 18, 2010
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Love Handle

A "Love Handle" is a cute term given to someone you love such as your friend or significant other.

Love handle: A friendly nickname or moniker. But love handles are a bit more unique and personal than your run of the mill nickname and pertain to the person's interests or appearance. So, something as simple as "Sweetie" would not be recognized as a Love Handle.

Such "Love Handles" can also be used as code when you are talking about a person you like and you don't want other people in the room to know their exact identity.
I gave the guy I like the Love Handle 'Orange Crush' because he's a red head & likes R.E.M, and I like Orange Soda...
by ZeeaDarling October 21, 2010
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Quack Handle

Brass Eye TM - "have you got any quack handle?"
by John-O July 11, 2003
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candle handle

to pour hot candle wax on a mans private area. Used as an effective contraceptive. Never to be done. EVER.
Girl: " Hey baby, id love to candle handle you"
by kitten8905 November 13, 2010
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ass-handle

1. To beat someone pretty bad at something. Used the same way as the word "own"

2. To handle a girl's ass; To screw her.
1. I'm gonna ass-handle you so bad at poker.

I just got ass-handled in Madden 07.

2. See that girl over there? I'd ass-handle her any day.

I ass-handled this girl the other night, and it was awesome.
by patrick25 December 14, 2008
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Smooth Handle

Thomas Jefferson liked to have Sally Hemmings grab his smooth handle.
by ThomJeff1 December 30, 2010
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seven handle circus

An orgy between 7 men.
I bet they went all seven handle circus.
by Bobby duke September 16, 2014
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