Habliblo

A penis.... that hurts

Ouch! Your habliblo hurted my habliblus!

by Allen Levec August 26, 2019

hanbin

the cause of your therapy and the therapy itself

hanbin, what about my mental health?

by cosmosionary November 11, 2021

Hanbridge Syndrome

A terrible disease that causes male love interests in media to be comedically large
Symptoms may include: not fitting in frame, yaoi hands, been mistaken for a registered sex offender, Rapid vertical growth, being British and more

Person one: have you ever wondered how Andrew is so tall?
Person two: that’s because he has Hanbridge Syndrome

by Lord_Alex12 February 18, 2023

Handle it

Quip (informal) - A reference to the hero Obyn Greenfoot from the video game Bloons Tower Defense 6. The quip is said when a MOAB appears on the screen and is preceded by the phrase "MOAB!" The full phrase is "MOAB! Handle it."

Alternatively used in a derogatory way when a brownman is getting too lippy.

Person 1: PRANAV!
Whiteman: Handle it!
Person 1: Bloons reference right?
Whiteman: ...yeah!

by buffapacheprime August 5, 2023

smother handle

A ponytail on a man. Ostensibly to give his attacker a better purchase with which to cram his face into a soft, suffocating surface.

A mullet is occasionally worn in a smother handle style.

I saw this idiot at the grocery store today with Zubaz pants and a smother handle. Do these people not have mirrors? Do they not see themselves being laughed at on America's Funniest Videos every week?

by entropymaam June 17, 2006

whiptastic handler

noun; someone who fantastically handles everything with a little more whip than everyone else.

Abby is a whiptastic handler. Did you see her with boyfriend?

by whiptastic_handler January 3, 2008

Hoe Handler

A guy who screws or dates a lot of sassy and used women.

Man Bill, your quite the hoe handler around here aren't ya?

by EricDude February 19, 2009