tootsie hook

A synonym of the stinky pinky the tootsie hook is the act of fingering your sexual partner in the ass with one's pinky. A distant cousin of the finger blast, the tootsie hook works best on people with really tight assholes.

"That ass is so tight, I just wanna give it the tootsie hook."
"Before I anally penetrate, I like to start off with a really good tootsie hook."

by Kyle January 19, 2005

Hook Skin

An uncircumcised penis that has a significant bend when in the erect state. Can vary in size.

Its bad enough to have a hook skin, but to have a small hook skin is the worst.

by goatofcolors February 3, 2010

hook eye

A disease that affects fisherman that get obsessed with finding the right hook.

Bill: Hmm... Too long...

Bob: Hey, what's with bill?

Lacy: Oh, yeah, he's got a bad case of hook eye.

Bill: No, this hook isn't thick enough...

by Forest Lunchable September 21, 2022

Hook-up

Sex for its own sake; when one or both of its participants doesn't want or doesn't know if they want a committed relationship but are horny. Usually, sex early on, especially on the first date, is the hallmark sign of a hook-up.

Dude 1: How'd your Tinder date go last night?

Dude 2: Pretty good. We got dinner and drinks and went back to my place.
Dude 1: Nice! Did you hook-up?
Dude 2: Yeah, dude. She was pretty hot.

by JayMoolah September 17, 2017

Hook Ping

League of Legend’s in-game pinging system in which one of the options is a hook.
The hook resembles a rope, essentially used to tell someone to kill themselves discreetly in game.

Go hook ping yourself evan

by Ramenese March 27, 2023

halo-hooking

The act of earning money by being a girl willing to play Halo (a popular war-based video game) with lonely, lonely boys. Detailed in an xboxlive.ign article of March 10, 2010.

"I texted Shana but she couldn't come out, she's Halo-hooking to get some martini money for the club this weekend."

by zippedy-doo-da March 23, 2010

Witch hooks

The facial features of having a very prominent, pointy nose alongside a very pointy chin, like a witch.

Sally: “oh man, my ex boyfriend gerald’s new girlfriend is so much prettier than me”
Josie: “she’s okay, she’s really got a set of witch hooks on her though”

by Stellardogs December 31, 2020