by Vrsce July 11, 2014
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Terrible customer service from African-American employees who have grown up in the ghetto.
These employees often chat amongst friends, eat at their posts, and act rudely towards or totally ignore the customer.
Terrible customer service from African-American employees who have grown up in the ghetto.
These employees often chat amongst friends, eat at their posts, and act rudely towards or totally ignore the customer.
Customer "Hello, do you carry paper towels?
:Employee totally ignores customer, ranting and raving about the party last night, and how ugly Shaniqua's new weave looks:
Customer "Excuse me, hello?"
:Employee glares at customer after being so "rudely" interrupted, then states "Maybe, you can try to find 'em" :goes immediately back to conversing:
Customer "Fuck this hood service!" :storms out:
:Employee totally ignores customer, ranting and raving about the party last night, and how ugly Shaniqua's new weave looks:
Customer "Excuse me, hello?"
:Employee glares at customer after being so "rudely" interrupted, then states "Maybe, you can try to find 'em" :goes immediately back to conversing:
Customer "Fuck this hood service!" :storms out:
by Anonymous56987134 September 4, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe someone who doesn't have a job but still, somehow, manages to stay sharp. This often leads to one not being able pay their rent due to all of their money being spent.
One can often identify someone who is hood rich by their quarter tank of gas in their new E-class (whilst still believing that they will ride) and their gator boots with a pimped out Gucci suit.
Typically, one who is hood rich will preach their hood richness, despite having everything in their momma's name.
One can often identify someone who is hood rich by their quarter tank of gas in their new E-class (whilst still believing that they will ride) and their gator boots with a pimped out Gucci suit.
Typically, one who is hood rich will preach their hood richness, despite having everything in their momma's name.
Winston: "Ah, I am finally able to buy that '98 Civic that I've been saving up for after working 40 hours a week at my summer job."
Jamal: "Ha, you trippin'. I used my momma's credit card to buy myself a Mercedes. Check out them rims!"
Winston: "Wow, thats impressive. Speaking of... can you give me a ride to the dealership?"
Jamal: "Nah, dawg, sorry. I only got a quarter tank of gas in my new E-class; I can't be drivin' around all the time."
Winston: "Why don't you just fill it up? Don't you have a job?"
Jamal: "Hah, nah, man."
Winston: "How do you stay so sharp? More importantly, how do you manage to pay your rent?!"
Jamal: "I'm hood rich, son. I do what I want."
Jamal: "Ha, you trippin'. I used my momma's credit card to buy myself a Mercedes. Check out them rims!"
Winston: "Wow, thats impressive. Speaking of... can you give me a ride to the dealership?"
Jamal: "Nah, dawg, sorry. I only got a quarter tank of gas in my new E-class; I can't be drivin' around all the time."
Winston: "Why don't you just fill it up? Don't you have a job?"
Jamal: "Hah, nah, man."
Winston: "How do you stay so sharp? More importantly, how do you manage to pay your rent?!"
Jamal: "I'm hood rich, son. I do what I want."
by share this August 10, 2009
Get the Hood Rich mug.Did you see those hood kick(s) Shogun Rua used in Pride Fighting Championship last night?
Have you ever wanted to uppercut your boss and then hood kick em?
Have you ever wanted to uppercut your boss and then hood kick em?
by thewoogier March 29, 2010
Get the hood kick(s) mug.Typically a lexus is considered a high quality vehicle. But a "hood lexus" is not. While technically it is a lexus, it is typically in disrepair and very dirty.
He drives a lexus. "Oh , wow! Very nice"
No, no. He doesn't drive a "good lexus." He drives a "hood lexus."
No, no. He doesn't drive a "good lexus." He drives a "hood lexus."
by Chicken Noodle Suit June 19, 2017
Get the hood lexus mug.This is about the worst place to live, and the length of the sentences the judges here give. fifty years to people for an empty scrape bag,or two years at a state jail for a pack of zig-zags. But it ain't just the law, it's most of the town, cause when they go to jail, they take everyone down. Then once your in there, they sneak like a mouse, and talk shit to your girl while they steal from your house. No loyalty here, these people are bad. Its not very funny, its terribly sad. Someone you've grown up with, known your whole life, you go to jail for three days, and they're banging your wife, Or confide something in them, you want nobody to know, Hell, they'll tell it all, just to impress some hoe. When an old friend shows up and needs a big loan, and it comes time to pay, they have trouble their phone. Can't seem to answer, phone doesnt seem to work, they think they look cool, while we all know they're jerks. So if you thinks life's bad, trouble with ex's...?, just move on down here to hood county granbury, tx. Bring your whole family, mainly your wife...we'll all turn her out, while you go to prison for life.
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by "mule" August 13, 2018
Get the hood county mug.A female who is extremely ghetto. Enjoys partying, fighting, and casual (usually unprotected) sex with numerous partners. Typically loud, obnoxious, and rude. Most likely has a drug addiction, commonly crack.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Rachael last night?
Guy 2: No what happened?
Guy 1: She was shit-faced, and after giving Jake a blowjob she got into a fist fight with two girls at the party!
Guy 2: Jesus... she's such a hood rat
Guy 2: No what happened?
Guy 1: She was shit-faced, and after giving Jake a blowjob she got into a fist fight with two girls at the party!
Guy 2: Jesus... she's such a hood rat
by Quami May 3, 2008
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