Homestuck

A book about homes getting stuck idk I'm not gay

Person 1 : omg have your heard about homestuck??!!!
Person 2: no shut the fuck up fag

by irlegbert October 2, 2021

Homestar Runner

(Armlessicus dumpfaceicus) A Homestar Runner is a wild creature... With a pale face... and... apparent rivalry with an animal known as... the Strong Bad. His distinctive red coat with a star shape on it identifies this creature in the wild. On sight of a Marzipan they perform the mating dance, where the Homestar drinks 179 glasses of melonade and urinates on the Marzipan's gazebo. This creature can be identified by white skin and apparent telekinetic powers. it is known for a strange accent in its speech, such as changing hello to hewwo. this creature is quite stupid, yet very funny. It can also be dangerous. Beware its alter ego the Homsar

Homestar: Hey pom-pom, did you know that lady? How come she gave you a hundwed bucks? Aww I got was a dumb ow' Bit-O-Honey.
time passes....
Homestar: Aw wight, I'll wing the doowbell. Ding ding ding ding diiiing! The Poopsmith, twick ow tweat!
The poopsmith turns around with a shovel of crap.
Pom-pom: blublle-blub
Homestar: Suit youwsewf. Mowe fow me.
LAY IT ON ME, POOPSTICK!

by Steven March 2, 2004

Homestarrunner

Homestarrunner is a guy with no arms(or invisible ones), or he can telepathicaly move stuff, which is not likely because he isnt very smart. Homestarrunner has a cousin named homsar. marzipan is his Girlfriend, pom-pom is his best friend, strongbad is his competetor, and coachZ is is random coach, and bubs is the vendor

The homestarrunner is a Terrefic athelete! Everybody! EveryBody!

by Michael/Mpd December 7, 2004

Homestarmy

The most elite team of crack commandos selected by Col. Homestar Runner so as to paint the fence some other cool color or put a fake mustache on the tire.

The Homestarmy>you.

by a.smith February 19, 2004

hotest

A misspelling of the commonly used "Ho test" or "Ho-test" where one scores a potential mate based on various datum. The higher a score one receives the more of a ho one becomes.

"Shit, she looks GOOD, think I've got a chance?"
"After subjecting her to the hotest, you've more than got a chance, but be prepared for a hotdog in a hallway"

by Generichandle February 3, 2008

grow up, honestly

grow up, honestly, and leave now

Stop listening to gangsta rap and grow up, honestly

by Bob December 3, 2004

Homestuck day

April 13th. aka the day you'll see a shit ton of homestuckers run through the streets completely naked in homestuck cosplay yelling quotes of the characters they're cosplaying of.

example 1:
guy 1: what are these dudes' deal? why are they yelling "honk honk" and "nyaw nyaw nyaw" and "chalk chalk chalk chalk"?
guy 2: oh, they're just yelling that cause it's homestuck day so they will act homestucky and yell quotes of the characters they like

example 2:

guy 1: DUDE! It's april 13th!!
guy 2: REALLY??? WOO NOW LETS COSPLAY AS KARKAT VANTAS AND GAMZEE MAKARA YELL GIBBERISH STUFF!
guy 1: YESSSSSSSS!

by The original sillygirl.png March 19, 2023