hoing

The act of looking for girls

"We need to find some ladys (Outkast's Whos a Ho playing in the background), we'r going Hoing tonight boys."

by goddambats August 8, 2006

hoity-toity

Something that is very... very... fancy-shmancy. That is totally using the word to define itself but ssh. Umm anyway it is also having to do with something like, ":O WELL!! I see I'm not good enough for this." hoity-toity attitude that is had by people in beverly hills.

You want to eat this plateful of caviar and then vomit on your mom, hoity-toity boy?? Huh? HUUUHH?!?!?!

by the dark adonis July 14, 2004

Hoil

A Jewish celebration of lost innocence where the one being celebrated is introduced to drugs and prostitutes

Uncle Ben died at my Hoil, just keeled over into the latkes after his fifth line of blow.

by Looonk April 22, 2020

Cock Hoist

I device used by the well endowed for support. Some are made of metal, others carbon fiber, and the originals with a series of woven lake reeds called winchubey. There is a small block and tackle system that allows for ease of access, providing not only form, but function as well.

Brad: Hey Mike, you seem to be walking a little taller today. Did you get a promotion at work?

Mike: No, I just picked up a new cock hoist and I feel like a million dollars!

Brad: Yay Cock hoists!

by Dnaught14 February 5, 2010

hoick

See Example of use

From the BBC describing Tiger Woods at the British Open:

Hole one: Woods opts for a three wood instead of a driver and smashes the ball into the first cut of rough on the left.

With a bit of a hoick, Woods blasts his second shot just through the green. His third pitches on the edge of the green and rolls left of the hole to within five feet. He slots the putt in safely.
Two-over-par

by Tom Z July 18, 2003

hoink

A word variable; can be substituted for any other word in existence.

Go hoink yourself;
Give me a good hoinking;
Hoink on someone else's lawn;
Hand over the hoinker;
When was the last time you hoinked a beaver?

by Larry Phlegm Affletapplertonmigusticuffs June 18, 2005

Hoist

to hoist, to be hoistable, to hoist with enthusiasm

Get a hoist up ya!

by adz March 5, 2003