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Hipster

A snapback icon in human form produced in the 80's by the money-and-culture-loving human creations of nonconformist 60's parents. Simply, a way to do nothing to change anything except with superficial differences and on paper while appearing to and channeling energies in that exact same useless direction, like every other generation ever born. Another every 20 year change in same phenomonen in a media cultured floundering society.
00's Hipster: We're so unique
60's Hippie: Not as unique as 'we' were
80's Me gener: What's so special about unique?
by simple-minded October 8, 2008
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Hipster

People between the ages of 18 and 30 who claim to reject mainstream culture. They like to say that they possess creativity, intelligence, and witty banter...but in all reality, they are all cynical assholes who refuse to shower and like to feed on the souls of the innocent. When they aren't being total tools or having butt sex with each other, they like to pretend that they are God's gift to creation. Their humor resembles that of a dead horse, and they listen to music that makes even a deaf man want to kill himself. They wear jeans that an infant would have a hard time fitting into, and sweaters that someone's deceased grandmother gave to the salvation army. Every hipster comes fully loaded with an $800 camera that (obviously) makes them a professional photographer. Instead of playing outside during their youth, they liked to stay inside and listen to their parents old records. When they aren't riding around on their bicycles, they are usually browsing an antique store spending the money their upper middle class parents gave them, because getting a job is too mainstream. Although they claim to be nonconformist, you will only find them decked out in the latest edition of everything Apple. They tend to be rude, selfish, and have a smug sense of superiority. What once was hip and indie in the 80's has been completely ruined by the new age hipsters that lank the streets of society today. Saying you're a hipster today is like saying you're an ignorant douche bag bastard.
Oh my, that woman's thong is sticking out of her extremely tight pants! Never mind, it's just Johnny the hipster again.
by TahtGril October 21, 2011
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Hipsteritis

n. a disease where you stand away from every trend or person. Symptoms are calling everything mainstream, shopping at places people have never heard of, listening to bands people have never heard of, or getting things from Urban Outfitters(this rarely happens if you suffer from Hipsteritis)
You don't wanna go to Forever 21? How about Urban Outfitters? No? Well. It seems to me that you suffer from Hipsteritis
by flycasual November 30, 2011
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hipster

Hipster: I don't know how I will be able to make it through the day if I wear this awful mainstream garbage. I need to be unique as can be.

John: Shut the fuck up you special snowflake, go drink bleach and cleanse the disgrace of your inner-self.
by curmudgeon001 December 17, 2013
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Hipster

Young, bigoted, and pretentious person who attempts to be original or nostalgic by rejecting mainstream ideas and adopting uncommon ones.
The hipster sat by and pontificated on the primitive and unimaginative use of tires as his Prius's flat was fixed by his father.
by The Angry Vet November 25, 2015
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Hipster

A variation of the Wallflower that is known for their ironic and apathetic attitude and style. Most hipsters are actually unaware of their hipsterism and are often confused with hipster posers, whom openly announce that they are hipsters. Hipsters are trend setters whilst these posers are actually following the trend of hipsterism. The typical hipster is known for shopping at thrift stores, hanging around a cafe, or browsing a record store for indie inspiration in both music and fashion.
Person 1: Omg did you see Emma? She thinks she is such a hipster just because she uploads photos on instagram.

Person 2: Lol what a lame ass.
by NotAHuman June 4, 2015
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Hipster

A person who is especially aware of and interested in new and unconventional patterns. An Independently minded person who tries to be and or is different from popular or social trends that the general majority of the population (norms) conform to.

Ex. Mediums of music, apparel, hobbies, hairstyle, Etc.
Man 1: "Hey, check it out. You see that chick over there with the choppy hair, heeled dress boots, cuffed skinny jeans, scarf, tank top and bowler hat?"

Man 2: "Yeah, isn't she a hipster or something?"

Man 1: "Yeah but . . . it's weird. . ."

Man 2: "What is?"

Man 1: "I thought they were independently minded people. That like the 39th hipster person I've seen within the past 5 minutes."

Man 2: "True. Maybe . . . maybe in reality we are the true hipsters."

Man 1: "Don't be stupid now."
by JaThri11 July 9, 2017
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