Guatemalan Highway

The act of inserting toy race cars, or other small objects into ones anal cavity through the aid of a PVC tube or other suitable pipe used to spread the sphincter opening.

Randy wanted to try something new in the bedroom. So I Stopped at the toy store and the Home Depot. I went home and jammed 4 Ft of PVC right up his unsuspecting ass. I was then able to launch a 6 pack of Hot wheels cars into his colon. He took the Guatemalan highway to pleasure town.

by IdrankALLdaPBR October 28, 2019

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San Andreas Highway Patrol

The Toughest Department in the State of San Andreas
{police department in GTAV}

Oh Shit its the San Andreas Highway Patrol!

by that random guy no one trusts March 6, 2019

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Highway 7 University

The greatest educational institution on the face of the Earth. Pristine residences, top of the line professors and equipment, and hands down the best meal plan of any school. Legends have foretold that one who acquires a PhD at Highway 7 University will transcend reality.

Amit Chakma: What school do you go to?
Vice Provost General Stegster: Highway 7 University!

by cutmantate March 2, 2019

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Highway Banshee

(1) Somebody who yells hateful things at you out of his/her window. Most of the time gets really pissed about traffic and thinks that yelling and beeping a horn will get traffic to move along. Usually a middle-aged man or an old lady.

(2) Those people who scream random phrases at you from out of their car window while passing by. These Highway, or car Banshees sometimes make the mistake of yelling at you from a red light. Most likely children with nothing better to do.

Middle aged man: "HEY! Move the f*ck along you whiny b*tch!!"
Me: "SHUT UP you Highway Banshee!!"

Young child: "HI!" "I LOVE YOU!"
Me: "Uggg.."
Friend: That kid was such a Highway Banshee."

by Cymriccat June 13, 2013

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