hectometer

A instrument used to measure how hectic a situation may or may not be....

Man 1: I took that bitch home last night, and shit got hectic!!!!!!

Man 2: When she came home with me last week, it was off the charts on the hectometer!!!!

by mattyice1234 December 11, 2012

hactor

Combination of "hack" and "actor"; a terrible actor.

In "Less than Zero", Robert Downey Jr. was brilliant. Andrew McCarthy was, is, and will always be, a mere hactor.

by cletusmoses January 11, 2011

hectares

the beating of female meat

Hey baby lets hectares!

by Chris Fitz May 24, 2006

Hecto

Short for hectic. Extreme, overwhelmed, crazy

I caught this wave and it was super hecto!

by Panutski February 11, 2010

hoctor

basically, a slang term for a hat doctor

"Oh no! My hat broke! I need a hoctor!"

by jessi, amy and steph June 14, 2008

hectorine

An amazing person who loves everyone, cares about everyone and love you. If you know an Hectorine you are lucky to have her.

Hectorine: Oh! You drop you 1000000$ bill
Stranger: OMG thank you so much!

by buddleofjoy May 12, 2016

Hectored

Hectored: To make plans only to show up late and leave early

Ex: Man I totally hectored my friends party even thou I was supposed to be there early to set up.

by Toochill4U July 20, 2016