happy tissue

tissue used to wipe off bodily fluids expressed as a result of masturbation, typically from a male, but also applicable to females.

CB: How long has it been since you've been laid?
Jane: It's been a while...
CB: Oh wait...is that why I saw all those happy tissues near your bed?
Jane: Yup! I conk out afterwards and forget to clean up.

by 2PWC January 26, 2009

pics or it didn't happen

A phrase used primarily on online forums stating that the person refuses to believe the thread creator's claim unless it is shown by a photograph for proof.

I got 73 kills in a single game on Call of Duty 4 and it wasn't even on Shipment.

Reply: Pics or it didn't happen.

by Nicholas Weiner May 11, 2008

Happiness

A moment of bliss when you have no problems whatsoever

Happiness:

1. Walking into a room and finding a full plate of bacon
2. Enjoying life in general

by Dr. Seuss, PhD September 11, 2011

What happen?

What you say when the bomb has been set up to you by someone. Usually follwed by "We get signal" and a turning on of the main screen.

"What happen"
"Somebody set us up the bomb"
"We get signal"

by Lord Nym September 8, 2003

Cock Happy

A description that can be applied to a male or female. When applied to a male it usually means that he thinks only about sex and is only happy when he is using his cock and is happy to use it on any female even the most minging munter imaginable. When applied to a female the implication is that she is a nymphomaniac and is only happy when she has a cock (any cock) inside her.

Malcolm would be cock happy, but he hasn't got one.
Janice is cock happy, but even she draws the line at Malcolm.

by Croatalin January 11, 2014

happy bag

A bag of weed that you either got for free, already made back your money on, or got for free. You are happy because the entire thing can be smoked free of charge for yourself

I bought a quarter pound, sold some, when all was said and done I made back my money and had an ounce for a happy bag.

by pothead January 6, 2004

happy mondays

Bunch of scallies who made a few million quid then pissed it up the wall. Revolutionised indie, rock and dance music in the process. Also introduced ecstasy to the north of England.

"That DJ was a cunt"
"I know, he didn't even have any Happy Mondays"

by Peter Vancouver November 1, 2006