A cave dwelling short round portly man who enjoys sporting his enormous thigh perm while in the company of a vampire chick, at which time he is attempting to slay the dragon, being careful not to allow any blood to miss his mouth and hit the floor, while playing with his purple headed yogurt slinger. After preserving the dragons blood in his fat round belly he attempts a Princess Leia in the company of a hairy gremlin that just slid down a stripper pole in an effort to escape from a hairy gorilla that was last seen eating a jungle biscuit near a man with a cat stuck in his grill that just purchased a chili dog from an anonymous fence jumping hobbit who was last seen sucking the salt from a big fat juicy pickle while using the rear entrance to the local adult book store.
Hey did you see that hairy hobbit scurry across the street and try to jump in the back door of that guys car while he wasn’t looking.
by Publious1969 April 18, 2010
by Chodeman69 September 29, 2009
by The Roflcopter Man March 17, 2005
A sexy redhead male(usually with a large penis) with an everlasting sweater vest. Commonly found drinking around bonfires.
by HairyGinger May 06, 2021
When you grab a girls snatch, press the folds together tightly & blow through them. If a shrill sound is produced, you pretend you are Van Morrison playing her Hairy Harmonica.
The girl can also play this instrument herself by puckering her flaps & queefing.
The girl can also play this instrument herself by puckering her flaps & queefing.
by Ash-the-great-1 September 23, 2008
When you are a hairy guy and you lay on the hood of a car with your legs spread while a girl gives you a rim job! If this is being performed by a male it would be a (Hairy Fairy Vari). If this is being done on a hairy woman it would be called a (European Hairy Vari).
by Funboy October 11, 2005
by chaleco August 01, 2006