Guitar position

When a guy (or girl) grabs a girl by the neck and uses the other hand to fiddle down the bottom, aka choking while fingering.

Guy 1: I did the Guitar position last night with my gf!
Guy 2: I better try that on mine as well.

by PurpleMagma205 July 19, 2020

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Guitar douche

When people nonstop talk and play guitar even when no one cares

Jake valladares is some times a guitar douche

by Mr stark July 15, 2018

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guitar hiking

hiking with an acoustic guitar or electric with pocket amp for natural acoustics

hey guitar hiking!!!!

by imafish May 9, 2010

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Dutch Guitar

Matted hair that forms across the arsehole, usually created as a result of sweating during exercise or manual work.

Named after the resemblance to strings on a guitar in front of the sound hole.

I had to jump in the shower to untangle my Dutch Guitar

by Throbbing Tromboner March 3, 2022

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When you're jammin so hard the guitar accidentally gets stuck up your ass and you have to call your mom to get it out but she gets the guitar stuck up her ass too. Then you have have to call autistic midgets to get it out but they cant reach your ass.

Bro me and my mom had a guitar hero last night

by Window Licker 6 9 June 16, 2018

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