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Angry guinea pig

have intercourse with a person so hard that they squeak like a guinea pig
i could hear george angry guinea pigging all night.
by george the guinea pig December 15, 2008
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Mini Guinea

An Italian guy with a small penis. Short, fat Italians are known for having short, fat penises. While they think of themselves as great lovers, they often come up short in the meat department by suffering from a "Mini Guinea"
He talks a great game, but when the clothes hit the floor, you see that he is slinging a Mini Guinea.
by ctbearman April 8, 2011
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tomas and alan guinan

The creators of eskimo bob. tomas is bob, and alan is alfonzo.
I sure wish I could meet tomas and Alan!
by Michael Waldren March 16, 2004
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Guily

A Wonderful girl, who is full of life and laughter. She Doesn't care what anyone thinks, and does what she pleases. She lives life to the fullest. She is outgoing, and is generally caring. She is also beautiful inside and out. She also got a big booty
Guy 1: Damn, she makes me speechless
Guy 2: That's 'cause she's Guily
by InvincibleJay August 29, 2011
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Guinells

Nickname for someone who looks alot like a Guineapig.

Common features of a 'Guinells' include:
A guineapig muzzle.
Huge, paw like hands.
Fluffy, black hair.
Cute, guineapig brown eyes.
A snout/button nose.

A Guinells will often deny the fact he looks like a guineapig, cause he doesn't wanna look like a sissy.
Girl: Awww Guinells is so cute!

Guinells: Dude, shut the hell up!
by Schmarmite April 16, 2010
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Guino

Short for penguino. A person who has a long torso and short legs, making their proportions that of a penguin. Usually used as a perjoritive.
"Shut up Satiago, you fucking guino"
by TheGuino November 14, 2017
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Guinness

The best dog to ever exist. Everytime you feel down or alone she will always come to you and comfort you. Even when she is trying to sleep she will still let you lay with her forever or however long you need her. No animal could ever replace Guinness even if they tried, she is irreplaceable. I love you so much Guinness, you will always be in my heart even when the unfortunate day comes when you won't be here anymore.
Me: Guinness is the best dog anyone could ever have.
by Facadee May 23, 2018
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