Germanic Guido

Guido with the hard G is the Germanic variant of the Italian version. A Germanic Guido is usually from Europe and will most likely never set foot on American soil due to the fact that the Italian version is a complete disaster there. The Germanic Guido has a dark sense of humor and is mostly considered insane, although accepted by most as an okay person.
Germanic Guido being defined:

Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.
by Imanisu March 04, 2022
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Guido’s Big Balls

An affectionate term for a Greek Adonis is an enormous set nut sack or hairy beanbags!
Geez, look at the size of Guido’s Big Balls”!!!
by The Difficult One! August 13, 2023
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Guido Gangbang

The practice in which a group of spray tanned men with a lot of hair product partake in a large groupsex activity.
Hey pauly you down to hit the gym, hit the hair products then hit each other in a guido gangbang?!
by TheSituationn January 19, 2019
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guido garmin

How did the cops find Carmine? His dumb ass left the house with that guido garmin on his ankle.
by August 20, 2023
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captain guido

mckinley sanders-
is found commonly asking people where they are going/if they are still there. she calls other people gweeds and finds her jokes hilarious. she aspires to be captain guido.she tries to cut people's hair and saveages around when trying to purchase sunin. she dances to the ringtone- gentle pioneer and in her spare time talks to herself and attends sewing classes. she has few friends and is known as an outkast.
mckinley, " i am captain guido HEAR ME GWEEED."
by anti-gweed. November 05, 2008
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Guido Fister

A racial slur for a homosexual male, usually of Southern European descent. Derived from the action of fisting and the common Italian name of Guido.
by Guido_the_Fister July 10, 2019
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Guido Gaping

When you shove your just finished pissing dick inside of a girls ass and then piss inside her asshole, then keep thrusting til you cum and then pull out and shove your cock down her throat and shove your pubic hair in her mouth.
Jesus Christ dude, she took the most bomb guido gaping last night!
by Buddy Shagetz March 30, 2016
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