grundle WOW

A kit for cleaning your grundle-made in Germany
You stink bad! I should have bought you a Grundle WOW for christmas.
by Larry Brown January 05, 2010
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grundle snatcher

1. one who partakes in the act or crime of grundle snatching/ grabbing a woman's gouch and stealing it.

2. A person who hits a woman south of the vagina and north of the booty hole and cracking the pubic bone for their own pleasure.

3. A commonly used torture tactic used by Hitler to distort a jewish woman's innocence. rendering them.... un-jewish.
That man is a total "grundle snatcher" he broke my pubic bone!"
by grundlesnach699 April 21, 2009
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grundle rag

A, literal meaning: the first towel used in the sequence of towelling to wipe your grundle
B, slang: someone who stinks like a rag used to dry your grundle
Mike: "todd is a total grundle rag boy"
Ron: "i know, HEY TODD GRUNDLE RAG ME!"
Todd: "yessir", tosses grundle rag nonchalantly to ron
by DJ YAYslay May 12, 2008
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Grundle Smore

When one man shits on his friends grundle while his friend simultaneously cums on the shitters grundle. Then they proceed to scissor each other. YUM. Then their third friend eats the delicous, gooey morsel.
Jeffery loves a nice steamy Grundle Smore compliments of Fred and Larry.

FUCK! That was one tasty Grundle Smore.
by Colonel Rumple Foreskin March 24, 2011
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grundle cosby

When your ass hair is balled up in a Afro that resembles Bill Crosby's Hair-dew
Man, Nick wouldn't stop bragging about the grundle cosby he got after taking a big shit. Nick needs lessons in wiping his ass better.
by The ladies man 57 October 14, 2014
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grundle mayonnaise

when u have diarhhea and it drips down in the area that connects your balls to your ass (grundle or gooch0
i was just t an all you can eat chinese buffet, and now i think i have grundle mayonnaise
by ed1 March 28, 2005
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Grundle Gripper

A sexual partner who finds his/her hand's way to your gooch/taint/abc/grundle and starts tugging on the hairs.
Isaac: Dude I heard you banged that minx Scarlett last night, she's so hot!

Rudolph: Yea but I'll never do it again, she's a grundle gripper.
by The Real Prince July 26, 2011
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