gronk

An idiot who rocks himself or loses an argument that was fought whole-heartedly until the poor gronk comes to realisation of his or her assiness and shuts the fuck up.

The gronks live among us, living like the rest of us, in complete satisfaction. They don't even know they're gronks.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003

gronk

a male version of a skank; "one who gets around"

"look at that gronk, that's the fourth chick he's made out with tonight"

by Trav the Gronk July 27, 2008

Gronk

Haylee.
Only to be used as a non-derogatory term towards someone meaning they're a fool, or embarass you in public.

*Haylee starts 'dancing' or 'shaking her fists' in a style to emphasise the genre of music (hardcore) in which she is listening to. Bestfriend sits next to her.
"Omg Haylee, you're such a gronk"

by Mellykins January 8, 2009

gdoink-gdoink

In any sport in which the object is to hurtle yourself downhill at high speeds (eg Skiing, mountain biking etc.), a gdoink-gdoink is an athletic manoever in which the participant goes into a tumbling motion, sometimes intentional but usually unintentional. The term is derived from the sound one makes while performing this manoever.
Gdoink, gdoink, gdoink!

My skiing holiday ended when I tried the double black diamond. I made 1 turn then went into an amazing gdoink-gdoink. The cast on my leg is great for meeting chicks at the lodge, however.

by wetcoaster September 26, 2006

gronk unit

Somebody who is dopy or stupid, or a comeback.

F**k of chris you gronk unit

by nobbo March 15, 2004

Groin Cheese

The smelly yeast infection found in the groin folds of obese patients.

Oh god that fatties groin cheese reeks

by Bryan Dennis October 24, 2006

gronk

to savagely hook or punch an annoyin person for example your friendly neighborhood rapper`

jroc & basco: we hate mtown rappers

d-dot & smeegs: we the best in the world we smoked blunts wit donald trump

*jroc hooks d-dot(gronk) nd basco gronks smeegs

by R.B.A March 5, 2008