(1) Letting out a SBD (Slient But Deadly) fart, right before leaving a room. This works best at a birthday party, but can be done anywhere.
Double points if the party is really boring.
This creates a gift for them. A fart gift.
(2) Giving someone a "fart in a box", as in farting into a box and quickly shutting it and taping out fresh air.
(3) Farting in someones face. Say you have a present for them, and then you fart in there face.
Double points if the party is really boring.
This creates a gift for them. A fart gift.
(2) Giving someone a "fart in a box", as in farting into a box and quickly shutting it and taping out fresh air.
(3) Farting in someones face. Say you have a present for them, and then you fart in there face.
(1) Chase- "Oh man, this is a boring party"
Miles- "No kidding"
Chase- "Lets get going"
Miles- "Ok. Lets leave a farting Gift!"
Chase- "Yeah! *High fives Miles"
Both- *Let out a Silent But Deadly fart, then run*
(2) Travis- *Farts into a nice box, then quickly tapes it shut*
Rick- *Opens Travis' present*
Travis- "Haha (giggles)"
Rick- *Smells the box*
Travis- *LOLs*
Rick- "Ew! Ew!! Ugh!"
Rick- "Ew! Ew! EWWW!! Holy crap! Yuck!"
Travis- *ROFL*
(3) Patrick- "Hey, Bill!"
Bill- "What?"
Patrick- "I got you a present"
Bill- "Really? Thanks bud!"
Patrick- "Ok, close your eyes"
Bill- *Closes eyes*
Miles- "No kidding"
Chase- "Lets get going"
Miles- "Ok. Lets leave a farting Gift!"
Chase- "Yeah! *High fives Miles"
Both- *Let out a Silent But Deadly fart, then run*
(2) Travis- *Farts into a nice box, then quickly tapes it shut*
Rick- *Opens Travis' present*
Travis- "Haha (giggles)"
Rick- *Smells the box*
Travis- *LOLs*
Rick- "Ew! Ew!! Ugh!"
Rick- "Ew! Ew! EWWW!! Holy crap! Yuck!"
Travis- *ROFL*
(3) Patrick- "Hey, Bill!"
Bill- "What?"
Patrick- "I got you a present"
Bill- "Really? Thanks bud!"
Patrick- "Ok, close your eyes"
Bill- *Closes eyes*
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