Gobbler

Someone who goes to every meeting and thinks he's God

This lowlife has attended 6 meetings this week. What a gobbler

by Gobblerz October 3, 2018

gorblesnort

gregariously devouring food whilst emitting the occasional loud snort

The small long sausage mutt grunted and groaned, snorted and chortled, hooted and hollowed as she gorblesnorted down dinner

by Sjunkerdu November 17, 2019

Gobbler

A term used in the logistics/brokering field referring to people over the phone who are unclear in their speech. Typically leaning more towards people of Indian Asian descent due to their accents but a gobbler can be anyone from any descent.

Is also not a trustworthy person. Most gobblers are trying to scam or screw you over in some capacity.

*on the phone* "Hey, how are you today sir?"

"uhhhhh, you have road for today?! *car window open* *baby screaming* *loud unidentified sound*

"Yea, sorry man. I can't work with gobblers" *Hangs up the phone*

by Slayer of Gobs September 20, 2023

clam gobbler

Another term for a lesbian.

That chick isn't into dudes...she's a clam gobbler.

by bsslegel March 6, 2010

Stock Gobbler

A member of staff who eats stock in a shop without paying

Sam: Have you had another twirl lewys??
Stu: Have you had another lucozade lewys??
Lewis: Yes
Sam: Stop being a stock gobbler you dick

by Samy roberts August 22, 2011

Man Gobbler

A female individual who is extremely skilled in the art of absolutely dominating males and does so frequently

Yeah, Katja is such a man gobbler.

by Man Gobbler December 23, 2014

dirty gobbler

Take your dick and your balls and put them in between your legs, then walk backwards and gobble like a turkey.

Zack was feeling horny so he did the dirty gobbler to impress his friends.

by assmonkeylover July 8, 2015