A quick intelligent excuse for "accidently" touching some one's private parts on purpose as you walk by them.
"I'm so sorry, my hand has a mind of its own" was his goose excuse.
He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.
He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.
by Handle This July 13, 2014
Get the goose excusemug. by shutupsillygooseb March 22, 2021
Get the Silly goosemug. To consume the marijuana with a bong made from a used bottle of Grey Goose vodka. Also known as talking to the goose.
"Ya'all best come up to Billy's house and fly the goose with us. You're gonna miss some good smoke."
by nikthenyetminder November 17, 2004
Get the Fly The Goosemug. A sex act involving a guy ejaculating on a girl's body without her noticing, then licking it off and pretending it never happened.
It is said that the origin of the word comes from the the french expression : "oiseaux mangeur", which means eating like a goose. Goose, in when eating together, tend to eat very fast as if they hide the food in their throats.
It is said that the origin of the word comes from the the french expression : "oiseaux mangeur", which means eating like a goose. Goose, in when eating together, tend to eat very fast as if they hide the food in their throats.
by ipcvideofilms November 17, 2010
Get the The Goose-Manmug. Billy, maybe if you got rid of that rambunctious hairstyle you'd earn some fine females, saddle goose!
by CarsonDB November 9, 2020
Get the Saddle Goosemug. by healizzle69 April 3, 2020
Get the Trap goosemug. Ted totally was goose egging her all night long.He goose egged so hard that he manage to get testicular cancer.
by Peelz 4 Dead May 2, 2010
Get the goose eggingmug.