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Goose Papoose 

The most efficient method to capture a Goose whose leg has been ensnared by fishing line in an attempt to remove debris. Using only whit, athleticism, and a blanket, a passing animal lover might wrap a blanket around the injured creature, there by preventing injury to the beast during the removal of the foreign object and saving the Goose's leg.

Side note: while the Goose in distress might be calmed by this method, a possible side effect could be massive incontinence.
HOLY SH*T, that magnificent sh*t show of a women just ran up and Goose Papoosed that poor thing like a pro! And now she is taking it to the vet to save it! Hope she brought a trash bag, that could get messy.
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Goose Wayne 

Did you see that Dr. Phil episode with Goose Wayne?
Goose Wayne by Disportum December 3, 2019

Goose bulbs 

When you light up like a Christmas tree when something that a 1D fan has done that is very bad
She’s done something so bad it gives me goose bulbs.
Goose bulbs by A directioner stan September 27, 2020

Goose Bulb

When you light up like a Christmas tree when something that a 1D fan has done that is very bad
She’s done something so bad it gives me goose bulbs.
Goose Bulb by Goose bulb gang September 30, 2020

goose neckin' 

Goose neckin' occurs when a person is in the late stages of a bowel movement. The "Goose Head" begins to honk while the rest of poop follows thus creating a "goose neck".
Driver: Dude open your window when you rip ass, I can taste that shit over here!
Passenger: Sorry man, I have been goose neckin' it for twenty minutes and I can't help it.
goose neckin' by Double Jizzle June 23, 2006

goose is loose 

*drunk friend
“ the goose is loose tonight”