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dirty gooch rash

rash one gets when sttempting to keep the gooch clean and attempting to clean up dirty gooch hair. caused when one shampoos said gooch and doesnt rinse properly hence forming the DIRTY GOOCH RASH!
Homie 1:Nigga my gooch be itchin!i think i got the dirty gooch rash!!!11one
Homie 2:Dumbass you need to be shampooin that shit regularly!
Homie 1:dayum dawg i be shampooin that shit every day!
Homie 2:Fuckin dumbass you need to rinse properly now stop fuckin itchin youre scarin away them fine ass bitches im tryin to bag!

at this point in time Homie 2 decides Homie 1 needs to die and busts a cap in his ass...or dirty gooch...same area
by Patrick from Atown November 30, 2006
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Gooch Bag

A small pouch one attaches to their gooch to keep their change and keys in.
Little Harry never forgot his lunch money because he always kept it in his gooch bag.
by Nina Rees June 14, 2008
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Related Words
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Dirty Gooch Hair

The hair between your spank bag and o-ring. If you're not shampooing that shit regularly, then it'll turn into.... Dirty Gooch Hair!

Dirty Gooch Hair can sometimes get dingleberries caught in it. Always try to soap it down with the families bar of soap so it don't stink like a black street urchin. Bitches don't like dirty gooch hair so try shavin that shit off or maybe perming it.

R-Kelly is known to braid his dirty gooch hair
Homie 1: Nigga you stink!
Homie 2: I didn't get to shower this mornin
Homie 1: Well did you at least wash out your dirty gooch hair?
Homie 2: Nigga I told you I didn't get to shower
Homie 1: Damn nigga you scarin' all da bitches away
Homie 2: (Shanks Homie #1 Dead) Lets see how you like it

(Homie #2 Dumps the steaming load he's been holding all morning on Homie #1)
by Shankmasta November 26, 2006
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gooch goblins

Gooch Goblins are a more sophisticated term for crabs of the gooch.
dude my gooch itches, you more than likely have gooch goblins Jake.
Robert had sex with a prostitute with a fupa it sagged down and touched his gooch, now he has gooch goblins.
Jessica likied to lick my gooch until i got a nasty case of gooch goblins.
by MATT, TONY AND GREG July 23, 2004
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gooch cobler

synonym for bull shit
total crap
something not true
dude you are feeding me total gooch cobler right now!
by jnasty09 February 5, 2009
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Gooche crumbler

One person is sleeping face up. Another person pulls their pants down and bend down so your ass is close to face. Then punch them in the stomache and they will eat your ass/gooche.
gooche crumbler, do ittttt
by duhlinky April 19, 2010
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Gooch boys

Males who share their gooch's
Hey, can I see gooch tonight?
No, not tonight my girlfriend is coming round.
by Jimmy May 13, 2005
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