Glank

To purposefully use a wrong name or to mispronounce someones name in order for it to be more hilarious.

Man, that guy always glanks up peoples names.

by Munt Sutherland November 7, 2008

galank

The act of taking a shit and not realizing you had to piss until you already wiped and stood up to flush. In an act of desperation you use your piss stream to chop your tird into pieces!

Scott galanked in the shitter as his grandmother beat at the door and insist he stop masturbating.

by Brooks of Ohio June 27, 2007

happy glands

two glands in neck that causes happiness. if swolen often results in prep-syndrome. if too deflated may cause gerard way syndrome.

whoa man! my happy glands are exploding.

by oldgreg008976 May 14, 2009

Decalcify your Pineal Gland

An euphemism for ejaculation, the act of ejaculating.

“How do you decalcify your pineal gland?”
“Ask your mum. She decalcified my pineal gland last night.”

by Fingergun Arseholster November 14, 2022

anal gland

Someone you reli dont like or find annoying

the gland that is found in ur anus

that new boy is such an anal gland

by decz September 21, 2008

monkey gland

A type of sauce...no shit.Not really monkey though.

"Which isle is the monkey gland in?"
"Foreign foods dude."

by Thrushbeard March 9, 2005

glanzer

To suck a lollipop - yes the candy kind, not what you perves are thinking of while calling his/her girlfriend or boyfriend and slurring every word because yes, they are sucking a lollipop.

I was glanzering the other day while talking to my boyfriend, oh wait! That's redundant!

by Sarah Fyngolzner March 2, 2008