a goner

Someone who is currently alive but who is going do die very soon

This guy has a cancer, he does not want to admit it but he knows he's a goner.

by Chocapics June 23, 2023

poop gooner

when a person pushes a shit out and sucks it back in (groundhogging it) until they cum

"Man, I was such a poop gooner last night, I nearly shit the bed!"

by poopgooningurmom69420 November 24, 2024

D1 Gooner

Someone who is serverly addicted to porn, sexual pleasure, or "gooning"

My son is a D1 gooner

I am a D1 gooner

by The One Who Goons November 28, 2024

squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves

Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?

by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023

Roblox Gooner

A term used for roblox sex addicts, Usually consisting of 12-50 year olds.

There are many variations of such but it can only be dumb downed to OD'ing and Roblox sex

These can be found all over the platform and pretty much any roleplay/hangout game you play has at least 1 per server.

They can be easily identified if a person is wearing something like thigh highs or body suits.

The Roblox gooners were notorious for their relentless trolling and disruptive behavior within roblox.

by Wocky_ March 2, 2024

Chinese Gooner Trap

When two guys share a Chinese finger trap and take turns jerking each other off.

Mason and I just tried the Chinese Gooner Trap, man was it amazing.

by GamerTaxFraud March 7, 2024

Book Gooner

A person with a porn addiction who reads books with sexually explicit themes, normally of Sexual assault and other atrocious sexual acts. With books such as 50 shades of grey and Haunting Adeline

Person 1: ''I like books with Borderline SA, Abusive BDSM relationships and massive age gaps!''
Person 2 ''that's disgusting you fucking book gooner''

by mreow :3 March 23, 2024