Gode

Slang for gold.

Usually spoken by southern folk who lazily pronounce words as they slowly dribble out of their mouths like molasses.

Lookey here boy, Rey Rey got wunna dem gode toofusis right in da frunna his mouf! Jack o lantern ass lookin nigga!

by ProfessorBartholomewButt December 2, 2021

Perfect Goddess

Only one exists. She can be found very easily due to her beauty and perfection. She is wanted by many, but only loved truely by one.

(Random Citizen) "Hey look its Makena!"

(Chris) "Don't you mean a Perfect Goddess?"

by not chris August 30, 2013

Porcelain Goddess

A sex position in which the male sits on the toilet with legs spread and the girl sits on top of his dick and basically rides him. Perfect position for your girl if she wants to try topping and is usually comfortable for both parties, legs may get sore but it's an added bonus workout, it's an easy position!

Guy 1: omg i can't believe you let her top you!
Guy 2: what, she wanted to practice, it was just the Porcelain Goddess...

by Waifu!~ April 19, 2022

just publish my goddamn definition

my definition was not a joke. it is an abbreviation that is used on the internet. I changed the definition and made it so anybody could understand it. it was a legitimate definiton ffs.

SCREW YOU GUYS IM GOING HOME

just publish my goddamn definition FFS

by BenderIsGreat3000 August 27, 2018

goddamn

a word that fits in anywhere in a sentence that either makes thae story crunker.
A word that is used when you lose your train of thought and don't wanna stop talkin'

Man did you see those goddamn Jordans they were hot as hell goddamn.
I went to the uh goddamn....mall and goddamn coped them j's.

by Hollachagurl January 31, 2005

godemiche

A dildo possessing a scrotum.

Godemiches are just nasty! Why not the real thing?

by knightshade December 14, 2004

Goddamn Java!

Expression of dismay/disgust.

Arcade Fire is so mainstream now... Goddamn Java!

by photojournalist January 20, 2011