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Goatse.cx (pronounced "goat see" or "goat see dot cx", often truncated to goatse, often referenced by one of its current URLs, and occasionally called goatsex) is one of the most infamous Internet shock sites. Its front page contains a sexually explicit picture, featuring a man wearing a gold ring on his left hand (and nothing else) manually stretching his anus and rectum to a diameter roughly equal to the width of his hand. Below his gaping anus, the man's dangling penis and testicles are visible. The site is commonly linked to by Internet pranksters in order to shock unsuspecting users with the image.

As of January 14, 2004, the domain goatse.cx is no longer online. However, many mirrors of the site are still available and the image itself has been posted at many other websites. The most common mirror was goat.cx; however, goat.cx was no longer online as of February 22, 2005. As of February 27 of that year, the domain goat.cx, like goatse.cx, had been suspended by the Christmas Island Internet Administration, however the domain as of April 2005 appeared to be back online, showing only the message "be right back." In May 2005, there was an image on the site showing a pumpkin with some hands around it as if it was stretching its anus. Christmas Island Technology Corp has registered goats.cx as of May 24, 2002 with obviously nonexistent name servers, presumably in an attempt to prevent another mirror of the original goatse.cx.
Mom, Dad? I had another bad dream about Goatse, can I sleep in your bed tonight?
goatse by roloscopy July 16, 2008
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Chalupa Goal 

When the Spokane Chiefs of the Western Hockey League score 5 goals in any home game, everbody in attendance wins free chalupas from taco bell. Therefore the 5th goal is know as the chalupa goal. Soon after the 4th is scored, fans begin a chant of Cha-Lu-Pa!
How was the game lastnight?

Great, Letts scored the chalupa goal!
Chalupa Goal by D-man Davis January 22, 2009

Goal Tending 

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
That fucker John was goal tending Susan all night.
Goal Tending by therev. July 25, 2009

Old gals' night out 

The act in which a group of old female friends go out without their old fart husbands. Old gals' night out usually begins slow with dinner and drinks at a restaurant. The evening picks up when the old gals get soused and end up closing down the local nightclub.
The ladies had an Old gals' night out and went to see the male strippers.
Old gals' night out by DW007 September 14, 2012

african goal 

Is a type of goal scored in football where the ball is hit hard with pace but with no real skill or technical ability, kind of just a hit and hope effort which will rocket into the top corner. These types of goal are often classed as "worldies" as the keeper generally has no chance.
Pj "remember Tony Yeboah?"
Cb "yeah course, the guy is renowned for his african goals"
african goal by truthteller01 November 14, 2013

lax goalie

Some who hate and loves playing goal. Secretly hating it because those balls hurt like a mother fucker. And loving it because it's absolutely worth it. Besides the fact that the balld are thrown hard enough to make chuck Norris shed a tear of pure pain.
Don't worry lax goalies have balls of pressurized rubber.

galaxy goats 

someone: dude you watch galaxy goats
someone: yes im a roblox and minecraft fan and i love his minecraft parodies