Go fuck yourself and the balls dry

To go fuck one's self, (masturbate) until your testicles no longer have and seminal fluid, or you only blow a puff of smoke when masturbating.

Hey asshole, go fuck yourself and the balls dry!

by Jim Tucker September 24, 2009

Go to amsterdam and capture a beaver

Basically being completed drunk to the point of which you cannot function

Tonight I am going to go to Amsterdam and capture a beaver! It's going to be my first time getting wasted in over a month!

by dgk1704 July 6, 2010

Where the natives go to shit and sharpen there spears

A secluded hang out that few know about. where a man and woman can go to fuck and no one will know and there is usually no one around so you can shit in private.

I'm going to where the natives go to shit and sharpen there spears are you coming with me?

by Deep Blue 2012 September 10, 2009

kick the ass of life and lets go (Turkish Urban Idioms)

nothing isn't as worth as life, dont worry about yourself and keep on the way of life

a situation kick the ass of life and lets go (Turkish Urban Idioms)
children who flunked in class and took father cars to go to end of year party without permission

by STS07 June 6, 2011

groundon and rydon go to soccon

You stupid shit you clicked on this expecting to see 2 Pokemon fuck but actuality soccon my left nut groundon the right and rydon my nuts. WEEB. Get ligma and eat a slugma.groundon and rydon go to soccon basically means I got a blowjob.

groundon and rydon go to soccon ya i lost my virginity.

by rex reakts November 19, 2018

Michael, Harold, and Kumar go to the Olypics.

A phrase coming from the condescending of Michael Phelps after his "bong" picture was released.

It is said that Phelps will be included in the third installment of the Harold and Kumar series; with John Cho, and Kal Penn.

The plot being Harold and Kumar are on their way to Beijing to smoke some fine Chinese Kush, and watch the Olypics, blazed out of their skulls. But they just so happen to be seated next to Michael Phelps on the plane.


Long story short, Phelps, Harold, and Kumar get into a whole load of shenanigans!

Coming 2010!

In the new film, Michael, Harold, and Kumar go to the Olypics. Phelps hits his first bong hit, and Kumar snaps a picture. Little does Phelps know, Kumar put it on his myspace.

by Holden M February 6, 2009

go ye forth and multiply

The only passage in The Good Book that hormone-steeped young studs find of any pleasure.

A lot of Bible verses can be intentionally misinterpreted and then shamelessly used to further a selfish/evil cause or desire; "go ye forth and multiply" is a prime example, since it seemingly justifies a teenage boy's pleas to a chick --- even a pious Christian girl --- that she spread her legs for him, since "God told us to procreate, so you would be disobeying His Word if you refuse me".

by QuacksO April 10, 2019