Giraffe goose

A retarded way of saying swan

Is that a goose or a swan? Nah bro it's a giraffe goose.

by The real moe November 9, 2020

subtle giraffe

this hand gesture is like the awkward turtle etc. but it is used when someone FAILS being subtle or you are trying to be subtle.
curve your hand at the wrist with your arm pointing up to resemble the long neck and head of a giraffe. then move it across your body saying "subtle giraffe"

andy: ive gotta go.. feed..my pigs..
ben: you dont have pigs
andy: ive gotta go.. ( silently walks out but trips over)
ben: *subtle giraffe*

by blahblahblahblahblahbla June 28, 2010

Slippery Giraffe

The act is which you pour lube down someones throat and proceed to Throat fuck them.

I just slippery giraffed my girlfriend last night.

by Bumhole sniffer mcgee June 2, 2017

giraffe

Insult for a tall, lanky cunt with big ass ears

"That Liam kids is a fucken' giraffe!

by danjek November 17, 2016

Giraffe in the room

Something you dont want to talk about because you would end up talking longer than a giraffe neck about it.

Nobody wanted to bring up the giraffe in the room except for Dewey Cox.

by Solid Mantis January 14, 2021

albino giraffe

A wannabe soundcloud rapper, redditor, discord mod, overall incel vibes

Yo, don't invite any albino giraffes to the party, they are such a buzz kill.

by bruh what the frick July 21, 2021

Giraffer Asser

The art of blowing a fart so bad it sounds like a Giraffe blowing a raspberry.

That man is a Giraffer Asser.

by Cyruschase October 12, 2023