Petite Lap Giraffe

Viral euphemism for penis dick main vein johnson willy cock schlong popular term so that advertisers can pull one over on the FCC

I'm going to get her to come over and play with my petite lap giraffe.

Last night she gave my petite lap giraffe a complete tour of her jungle

Yesterday during the wrestling match, did you see that petite lap giraffe getting squeezed without the ref seeing anything, until the other guy did a UFIA ?

Petite Lap Giraffe by MaxandGrinch April 12, 2011

emo giraffe 

An abnormally tall person that is stereotyped as emo.

'you are an emo giraffe!!'

emo giraffe by aalleexx December 22, 2007

the giraffe 

when someone with over sized balls, but with a normal sized johnson flashes someone when they aren't expecting it and that person isn't spooked about being flashed he's just curious why his balls are so big

my buddy gave me the giraffe the other day, I was confused on why his balls are so big!

the giraffe by wellimmiked February 10, 2010

pet the giraffe 

Slang for Male Masturbation

Person 1"dude i had to pet the giraffe last night and....."
Person 2"dude i dont want to know"

pet the giraffe by Ur mom watches u June 11, 2006

Baby giraffe 

A baseball pitcher who adopts a delivery in which his arms and legs are flailed about excessively to create deception.

That Kyle Hansen from St. John's has a motion that reminds me of a baby giraffe — he's got arms and legs coming at the batter.

Baby giraffe by GoWithGilberto October 20, 2012

elephant or giraffe style 

same as doggy style

So yesterday I don't know how but I found myself on youtube looking at different mammals like zebras and tigers and even rhinos getting it on elephant or giraffe style.

elephant or giraffe style by Adel7 January 1, 2008

dick-for-brains-fuck-giraffe 

A fucking cuntmuffin who posts racist terms such as nigger or chink and gives an accurate definition such as "derogatory name for african americans", who then in there exmaple make some stupid ass comment thats racist as fuck showing that the writer of the definition should go jump in a leech infested swamp and shoot themselves in the testicles (clit for dumb cunt bitches) then saw the top half of there own head of with a hacksaw.

Guy putting an example for gook: ""you should be proud to be a gook, it wasn't your choice to be born one!""

other guy: wtf you stupid dick-for-brains-fuck-giraffe im gonna go to your house and kill your family then feed your sister to your dog.

dick-for-brains-fuck-giraffe by 546567589 January 4, 2009