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Squat and Gobble

Carnival sex act where you pack your consenting partners ass with honey and potato chips, tie their hands behind their back with carnival rope, and lower them into a bathtub full of debeaked turkeys. The carny must then squat down and masturbate to climax using anything they can capture with their knees before being untied.
For a man with six fingers on two hands, Carl is the best squat and gobble carny in five states. I once saw him dispatch a king size jacuzzi worth of turkeys in ten minutes, and I think one of the turkeys fell in love!
by jigoku November 28, 2007
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gobble gobble girl

Name for a girl that just loves to suck cock
by Adam B-) December 8, 2004
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Gibbies

Similar to hypies. When you are really, really excited or hyper, and you're going crazy! The single form of 'gibbies' is gibby. An example of a single gibby is when you are playing nintendo and you get a high score.. but you were already expecting it because you've done it before, but it was hard. Your reaction would be something like, "YES." .. that is using one gibby. However, if you've got the gibbies in the first place... there are usually more than one!
person A: I can't focus!
person B: why?
person A: cause i've got fucking GIBBIES!
by k dog haha woof woof May 2, 2006
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Gobble Gobble

The act of receiving fellatio while enjoying a delicious turkey feast on Thanksgiving.
There's nothing better than a little Gobble Gobble on Thanksgiving
by Kaiti-not-a-Lady November 25, 2009
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Gibblets

I slipped of the pedals on my road bike and flattened my "gibblets" I think I saw God for a few seconds.
by Ralph, the bus driver October 20, 2008
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Gibber

by PD October 15, 2003
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goffy gibbler

One who bites the nipples of someone in order to obtain golf money.
George, why are you being such a goffy gibbler? That's how my grandma lost her nipples.
by cold pocket November 8, 2022
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