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Gravity Belt

A device that is used to create a strange thing called gravity. This “gravity” was created to benefit people living on the Southern Hemisphere, otherwise known as the wrong side of the world.

Gravity Belts are not well known in the Northern Hemisphere other than a few stories of gravity belt related crime from Australia, the most insane of all the countries, shared on 4chan.

Australia as you may know banned guns, yet despite this the Aussies have figured out how to detach/destroy their fellow mans gravity belt with boomerangs and other throwable objects. They constantly search for individuals who keep their gravity belts in disrepair so they can watch their victim fall into space. It is so cruel until you realize the rest of crazy things the people see, have, say, and do.
Jesse: Davie your gravity belt is loose!
Davie: OH SHIT! Thanks Jesse.
Jesse: No problem. Can’t have my best friend falling into space.
by Lobo Marango June 23, 2018
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gravity bong

THAT SHITz THA BOMB NIGGA FRY!!!!!
nigga fry: damn i love drugs im just ur average nigger
by liambitchtits March 17, 2005
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gravity slam

To climb up in the walls of a bathroom stall and poop from at least 4 feet above said stall. Accuracy isn't really encouraged.
The bros and I all went to micky d's to get a McGreavy and gravity slam.
by Blood_spartan September 17, 2007
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garvism

the act of full accusation and amusement of freshman Garv Jain; highly encouraged and recommended by state law.
The spirit video committee committed garvism by sending 'tasteful' images of grave.
by vlrkvcs April 13, 2021
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gavit

a gay ass fucking school in gay ass fucking hammond indiana. the student are gay, the staff is gay, even the fucking janitors are gay
by .......... July 8, 2003
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Gravity

1.) Bullshit

2.) A fat person's worst enemy
1.) Me:*Jumps off of the empire state building in hopes of flying*..........*quickly falls toward the ground while screaming"SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIIIIIITTT!!!!!!! GOD DAMN YOU GRAVITY!"*

2.)Rosie O'Donnel(or however the fuck you spell her name i don't care):"Blergh, I tried to get out of bed this morning but my arch nemesis, Gravity, refused to show me mercy"
by Jizzy Jan December 25, 2009
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gravity boy

Gravity Boy....
A guy who just cannot seem to get it up..No matter what!
Not even viagra can help him!
''he was all talk last night but when it come to the crunch he was nothing but a floopy gravity boy'' ( Prime example: A Kam from Eastham)
by pinky2000 April 27, 2006
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